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I think I'm starting to move into the "I hate road cyclists" camp

Posted on 4/11/22 at 12:15 pm
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51531 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 12:15 pm
I'm talking about the ones who dress up like they're in the Tour de France and take over a curvy state highway and make no effort to move to the side so the line of cars piled up behind can safely move by.

You suck.
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
7451 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 12:16 pm to
Brave take
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51531 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

Brave take




Making this thread feels like removing a 1,000 lb weight off my shoulders.

This post was edited on 4/11/22 at 12:17 pm
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83695 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 12:17 pm to
#sharetheroad
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51531 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

#sharetheroad



Exactly...share the space and let the faster cars pass.
Posted by FlyinTiger93
Member since May 2010
3619 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 12:19 pm to
It's Ironman season in Texas, so lot's of final training rides to test their set up. It will pass.
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3598 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 12:20 pm to
Welcome to the club.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12920 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 12:20 pm to
FFS this again.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
6653 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 12:21 pm to
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18434 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 12:22 pm to
Me gearing up to do a little trolling in a cyclist thread:


Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
63039 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 12:23 pm to
We need wider roads
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
22928 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 12:24 pm to
When driving, I hate pedestrians
When walking, I hate drivers
No matter the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78836 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

I'm talking about the ones who dress up like they're in the Tour de France and take over a curvy state highway and make no effort to move to the side so the line of cars piled up behind can safely move by.
jesus christ we had this identical thread like 4 days ago.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 12:32 pm to
I find a good thumping of the cyclist usually does the trick.

three rolls and they are so disoriented they can't figure out who hit them.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
14258 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 12:34 pm to
Look twice save a life
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
42676 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 12:35 pm to
They're terrible

Also why do they all dress like they are biking to an A&M Yell practice
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18434 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

I find a good thumping of the cyclist usually does the trick


Only thing you thump is the can of Copenhagen in your cup holder, tubby. You wouldn't do shite if I was riding in front of you
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22558 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

I'm talking about the ones who dress up like they're in the Tour de France and take over a curvy state highway and make no effort to move to the side so the line of cars piled up behind can safely move by.

I used to run into packs of these Peloton posers on twisty Carolina country roads when I was out driving the MINI. They do, in fact, suck a lot.
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37876 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

You suck.


Sorry you are fat and out of shape
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

You wouldn't do shite if I was riding in front of you


Move spandex or I'll roll coal on you while you're rolling across the shoulder. I can pull over if you want to pursue this on a more personal level.
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