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re: I think I'm starting to move into the "I hate road cyclists" camp

Posted on 4/11/22 at 3:13 pm to
Posted by Cajunhawk81
Member since Jan 2021
2511 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 3:13 pm to
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I choose not to road cycle because I don’t want to be a hindrance to society.


You are doing the Lord's work, sir.
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 3:16 pm to
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Bicyclist passes 10 cars waiting at a red light. Light turns green. That cyclist is now getting passed up (again) by those 10 cars.

Instead of having 1 interaction with each vehicle, being the vehicles original pass, they now increase their interaction count to 3. The original pass. The red light. Then being passed again.

How is this getting away from the vehicles?

Because when the bicyclist runs the red light, there's at least the amount of time it takes for those cars to catch up to them that they're not surrounded by cars. It also makes a difference whether you're just stopped among a bunch of idling ICEs and whether you're actually moving and getting some relatively fresh air.
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It makes far more sense, safety wise, for the cyclist to wait in line

I may be alone here, but I'm rarely out in the middle of the lane. I'm usually off to the side on the shoulder.
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Bragging about the rate that cyclist break traffic laws

I'm not really bragging, but I can see how you would see it that way as you're frustrated that a guy on a bike is basically making the same time you are in a car.

Back when I lived in New Orleans and rode my bike from the River Bend to Common St., I would fly past the traffic on St. Charles and make better time. Unfortunately there was that one time the little old lady opened the door of her parked car right in front of me. The effect was to bounce me off the inside of her door, and make me face plant right in her lap. I'm not sure who was more surprised, her or me. But no harm done, we both had a nervous chuckle over it and went on our ways.

But yeah, I drive a truck, ride a motorcycle, ride a bike and frequently walk. I fricking hate everybody.
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 3:20 pm to
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Douche bags ride 3 wide against the yellow line then yell and flip you off when you don’t give them 3 feet on a small roads with no shoulder.

Yes, douchebags sometimes do that. Douche bags also like to roll coal, crowd you, and even turn right in front of you after passing you. Douche bags do all kinds of douchey things in all kinds of vehicle and vessels. That's why they're called douche bags.
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I’ll never understand how they have been allowed to keep using roadways for recreational purposes

Douche bags also think everyone on a bike is just recreating and not actually just trying to get somewhere.

Baton Rouge is one of the worst places to ride a bike because of all the douche bags that think if you're not in a car, you should just stay home.
Posted by Foy
Member since Nov 2009
3399 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 3:42 pm to
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I'm talking about the ones who dress up like they're in the Tour de France and take over a curvy state highway and make no effort to move to the side so the line of cars piled up behind can safely move by.


I don't road bike, but you're actually the one who sucks.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36636 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 3:46 pm to
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Baton Rouge is one of the worst places to ride a bike because of all the douche bags that think if you're not in a brodozer, you should just stay home.

Posted by Doublebagger
Member since Mar 2021
960 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 4:44 pm to
Cant agree more. These people are acting like they are trying to set new records for every route out there.

They are arrogant too about cycling.

When I hear about them getting hit or run over. I dont feel bad for them. Its seems like more dangerous than riding a motorcycle.
Posted by slowmoe
Member since Mar 2022
600 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 4:47 pm to
Read the state driving laws of your responsibility toward cyclist. Maybe u shouldn't have driver's license.
Posted by ecb
Member since Jul 2010
9356 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 4:50 pm to
What do you do about tractors?
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
14488 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 4:54 pm to
Welcome to the club! I yell out the window get out the road when the move out of that magical safe bike lane.
Posted by Ridgewalker
Member since Aug 2012
3567 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 4:54 pm to
As long as they maintain the posted speed limit I have no issues with them.

Since that never happens frick them all. They are the worst.

A close friend has a diesel and loves to smoke them out whenever possible. It's practically a sport in MO.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119509 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 4:54 pm to
I don't hate them, but they need to yield to traffic.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78372 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 4:55 pm to
well here we go

1. amateur cyclists are generally required to wear the kits of who sponsors their team.

2. do you laugh at "wanna be at the masters" golfers for wearing cleats and golf pants or "wanna be NBA players" for wearing $600 basketball shoes & jerseys? its just cyclists who wear the appropriate gear amirite?

3. believe it or not, 100+ years of research have gone into what is the most comfortable and practical gear to wear when cycling. I KNOW SHOCKER RIGHT!? MUH WANNA BE TOURDEFRANCE SPANDEX durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

4. i stuck to early mornings and quiet roads when i was training particuarly on the weekends when you're getting in 4-5+ hours on the road to build endurance for longer races.

5. GFY its not your place to tell me where and how i exercise. sorry you dont understand the sport.

6. see #5
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72616 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 5:00 pm to
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2. do you laugh at "wanna be at the masters" golfers for wearing cleats and golf pants or "wanna be NBA players" for wearing $600 basketball shoes & jerseys? its just cyclists who wear the appropriate gear amirite?


Metal spikes are not allowed on the grounds at Augusta National but I do wear them in my man cave while watching any one of the 4 majors... And sometimes the TPC. Sorry you aren't good enough of an athlete to play golf.

Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
36636 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 5:00 pm to
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When I hear about them getting hit or run over. I dont feel bad for them.


Yeah, I feel the same way when I hear about somebody's kid getting hit in the street. frick them little stupid bastards.
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
8384 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 5:05 pm to
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Jesus christ, you're


You quoted half of my sentence so I will do the same. I'm gonna pretend you finished your quote with "well hung".

Awww gee, thanks for noticing!
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9657 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 5:06 pm to
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Metal spikes are not allowed on the grounds at Augusta National but I do wear them in my man cave while watching any one of the 4 majors... And sometimes the TPC. Sorry you aren't good enough of an athlete to play golf.


I've played just about every sport on earth at a hight level - including golf (hole in ones, tons of Eagles - close to an Albatross), won state in tennis, ran track, played bball and football and baseball - and guess what - I also ride a bike - you're all ridiculous about this shite.

Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78372 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 5:07 pm to
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I've played just about every sport on earth at a hight level - including golf (hole in ones, tons of Eagles - close to an Albatross), won state in tennis, ran track, played bball and football and baseball - and guess what - I also ride a bike


tell us more about your date with ali landry
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
8384 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 5:08 pm to
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I'm sure every semi driver feels the same way about cars.


They indeed might, you would have to ask one I guess. Regardless, as it would be really dangerous, I make sure not to drive on roads they travel while driving ~20 mph in front of them hoping they don't run my slow arse over.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9657 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 5:09 pm to
I don't know who that is, but my current gf was a legit swimsuit model and she's cool as hell
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72616 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 5:10 pm to
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I've played just about every sport on earth at a hight level -


No you haven't...

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I also ride a bike -


I don't know any real athletes who do this...

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you're all ridiculous about this shite.



No, we are not, Jim Thorpe.
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