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re: I think I'm starting to move into the "I hate road cyclists" camp

Posted on 4/11/22 at 5:15 pm to
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
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Posted on 4/11/22 at 5:15 pm to
What is it about 2 wheels that gets under y'all's skin so much? I don't understand this shite

granted - when I see someone on a bike that looks like a 10 lb sausage in a 2 lb casing I laugh - but at least they're out there trying to get into some kind of shape - and cycling is a lot easier on the joints than running - especially for a fat person
This post was edited on 4/11/22 at 5:19 pm
Posted by Ridgewalker
Member since Aug 2012
3567 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 5:18 pm to
It's simple, you frickers ride slow in traffic lanes and are rude as hell when someone wants you out of the road.

A pox upon all of you. Find the local dirt trail or get on the sidewalk.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9657 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 5:20 pm to
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It's simple, you frickers ride slow in traffic lanes and are rude as hell when someone wants you out of the road.


No I ride on country roads that have very little traffic. My routes all all designed to have as little interaction with vehicles as possible. I've had more close calls with fricking deer than cars and trucks.

But some of you motherfrickers will still swerve and try to frick with me - even though I'm almost riding in the goddam ditch on the side of the road. Like I said 2 wheels just seems to set some people off - doesn't matter if it's a bike or a motorcycle. Maybe some of you just can't ride and so you get jealous and have a temper tantrum.
This post was edited on 4/11/22 at 5:23 pm
Posted by Ridgewalker
Member since Aug 2012
3567 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 5:21 pm to
Then you are the outlier. In MO they ride in packs and clog traffic.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 4/11/22 at 5:22 pm to
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I've had more close calls with fricking deer than cars and trucks.



I bet the deer hate you as much as the rest of we men.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12638 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 5:26 pm to
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Like I said 2 wheels just seems to set some people off

These snowflakes melt easily. Especially when they’re all hot and bothered by seeing other dudes in Lycra.
Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 4/11/22 at 5:27 pm to
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Then you are the outliar


In his case...
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9657 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 5:34 pm to
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I bet the deer hate you as much as the rest of we men.


Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 6:48 pm to
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No I ride on country roads


Where there is no shoulders and lots of curves.

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I've had more close calls with fricking deer


A deer s smart enough to get out the fricking road when I come around it towing a load. If it was just one pretentious douche bag on a bike then fine. Instead it’s 20 of them riding 2-4 in a group side by side scattered several hundreds of yards apart. On back country roads there aren’t many spots to pass safely so I get stuck behind y’all hoping your chain breaks and you wreck and get a sprocket up your arse.

I seriously doubt all the cyclist that go out in the country to ride would be as understanding if groups of people came to their neighborhood clogging up their road with recreational hobbies in the streets

Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15723 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 7:19 pm to
Youngsville
They roll up and down Chemin Metairie constantly
Posted by canyon
Member since Dec 2003
18491 posts
Posted on 4/11/22 at 7:33 pm to
You sound like you just swallowed a load of cum. Is that your issue?
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