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re: Bachelor (or Bachelorette) Parties
Posted on 3/4/22 at 1:41 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 3/4/22 at 1:41 pm to fr33manator
this is a prevalent use of fundamentals by strippers in new orleans. one time I had a dollar bill stuck to my forehead (my first rush party as a HS graduate) and she picked it up with her cooter/arse/gooch. It was so impressive. I still think about it sometimes to this day.
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Posted on 3/4/22 at 1:42 pm to Shexter
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Stripper squats on Blow Pop
Stripper #1 stands up, takes blow pop out of #2's mouth, and puts it in bachelor's mouth.
Posted on 3/4/22 at 1:45 pm to fr33manator
She puts stick end in her mouth, the other girl squats on the candy part, or so I’m told.
Posted on 3/4/22 at 1:45 pm to charminultra
quote:
this is a prevalent use of fundamentals by strippers in new orleans.
I wasn't there, but a buddy of mine saw one shoot ping pong balls out her vag one night.
Posted on 3/4/22 at 2:19 pm to Niner
First Rule of the Bachelor Parties
Don’t tell anyone what happened.
Don’t tell anyone what happened.
Posted on 3/4/22 at 2:25 pm to fr33manator
I grew up in Ville Platte,
The thought of a Ville Platte hooker makes my dick want to run and hide.
The thought of a Ville Platte hooker makes my dick want to run and hide.
Posted on 3/4/22 at 2:32 pm to Shexter
that's just absolutely beautiful. so impressive. i wish i was her father, i'd be so proud
Posted on 3/4/22 at 2:32 pm to Niner
Went on one in BR a few years ago. The Groom's godfather rented a party bus. From the first bar to the titty bar (30 minutes) these two strippers pumped him with so much booze that he could not function. Threw up in the parking lot and his fiancé had to come pick him up. He missed the rest of his party, but it was a good time. I didn't have one of my own. Ended up having to work and cancelled it.
Posted on 3/4/22 at 2:34 pm to scott8811
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My bachelor party was 4 days on the Kentucky bourbon trail with my dudes.... seriously one of the best times of my life. No strippers needed to make it awesome
That's exactly what I'm doing at the end of this month. 10 buddies, a massive condo in downtown Louisville, bus to take us to the distilleries, can't wait.
Posted on 3/4/22 at 2:43 pm to scott8811
Posted on 3/4/22 at 3:29 pm to Niner
Posted on 3/4/22 at 3:43 pm to zonion
Ville Platte is where it’s at but it’s no Natty.
Posted on 3/4/22 at 3:53 pm to Niner
A co-worker of mine told me this story to a bach party that he went 20 years ago or so.
They had rented a suite in Miami Beach and afterwards went to a club (Mango's) to have a good time. After several beers, vodkas, tequila and Goldschlager shots, it was getting past midnight and they had 2 options: either go to a strip club or call 2 dancers for a private show at the hotel.
They decided go for the private show. So they call 2 private dancers for $600 or so. According to them, the girls show up and they look hot. Part of the show was a lesbian show and a lapdance for the bachelor. They formed a circle around the lezbie show and some lowered their pants to watch closely and fap, lol. Not sure what happened next but I'm thinking that floor or carpet was a mess.
They had rented a suite in Miami Beach and afterwards went to a club (Mango's) to have a good time. After several beers, vodkas, tequila and Goldschlager shots, it was getting past midnight and they had 2 options: either go to a strip club or call 2 dancers for a private show at the hotel.
They decided go for the private show. So they call 2 private dancers for $600 or so. According to them, the girls show up and they look hot. Part of the show was a lesbian show and a lapdance for the bachelor. They formed a circle around the lezbie show and some lowered their pants to watch closely and fap, lol. Not sure what happened next but I'm thinking that floor or carpet was a mess.
This post was edited on 3/4/22 at 3:57 pm
Posted on 3/4/22 at 3:55 pm to Niner
The people you want to ask are the bartenders and bouncers that work these things. They’ve got stories that’ll curl your hair.
Posted on 3/4/22 at 4:10 pm to Niner
I got married in '91 before all of these big, expensive organized parties. My friends rented a van, paid one of our sober friends to drive it and loaded a beer keg in the back. We bar hopped strip joints from Baton Rouge to New Orleans. At a joint in Gonzales we stole the magnetic signs off a vehicle that said "SEC Officials" and stuck them on the van. Guess they were in town for a tournament. The signs saved us a traffic stop when the cop saw the signs he said never mind and took off.
Instead of a blow up doll my best man gave me a blow up sheep that we carried from bar to bar.
PS Best Bachelor party I have ever attended was my friend chartered a deep sea fishing boat and we fished and drank all day. Good times.
Instead of a blow up doll my best man gave me a blow up sheep that we carried from bar to bar.
PS Best Bachelor party I have ever attended was my friend chartered a deep sea fishing boat and we fished and drank all day. Good times.
Posted on 3/4/22 at 4:10 pm to TDsngumbo
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I got robbed by a stripper in the middle of a lap dance in the upstairs private room on my bachelor party. frick Bourbon Street
So, as a point of clarification, did you get robbed by the chick giving you the dance, or a rando?
Posted on 3/4/22 at 4:13 pm to TDsngumbo
quote:The hand job you get for the hand job you got.
I got robbed by a stripper in the middle of a lap dance in the upstairs private room on my bachelor party.
Posted on 3/4/22 at 4:23 pm to LSUA 75
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came up with idea to go to Ville Platte and we’d all pitch in for him a hooker.
damn baw y’all gave the groom God knows how many STDs on his bachelor party. 
Posted on 3/4/22 at 4:29 pm to Niner
My favorite was Croatia. No stories because we don’t share that stuff
Cabo second
Cabo second
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