re: Bachelor (or Bachelorette) Parties

Definitely top 5

I had the greatest Bachelor party (trip) of anyone I know and not afraid to tell anyone about it.

My best man's family member won some sweepstakes for two for all expense paid dude ranch style stay outside of Bozeman, MT. They gifted it to my best man and I. It was 7 day, 6 night and flight paid for. On the way out, we befriended a guy our age who was a college professor who taught at Montana State. We kept in contact with him and he ended up providing us with some fun arm candy from sororities when we went out on the town at night. Best man was single so he had fun. I thought country girls were only in the South and TX/OK but there are some honeys in Montana.

During the days we did a couple of dude ranch stuff like horseback riding in the high country, some real cattle driving, ziplining, hiking (including above tree line) etc. We also went off ranch and rented some Jeeps and went offroading. Same for renting mountain bikes which was my favorite. The other thing we did off ranch was fly fishing south of Livingston in the Yellowstone river. The cook at the dude ranch cooked our trout.

The two of us bro-ed it up for a week and it was the trip of a lifetime.

We ate some acid and went to a strip climb for one. That was a weird experience.

Wildest one I went to was in New Orleans. It was a joint bachelor party between 3 guys. Rented out 2nd floor of Pat O’s. Hire strippers that made it known they were hookers. One guy who had just gotten married about a year before got really drunk and got a blow Job from one in front of everyone. We paid the hookers to do a lesbian orgy and they did not disappoint. Afterwards, one of the bachelors got sucker punched by an off duty cop outside Cat’s Meow and we spent the rest of the night in the ER for his broken jaw.

You sound like a prude and a real blast at parties.

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Stripper #1 tells stripper #2 "lay on your back and hold this Blow Pop in your mouth" Stripper squats on Blow Pop Stripper #1 stands up, takes blow pop out of #2's mouth, and puts it in bachelor's mouth.

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I was neither Stripper 2 nor the bachelor, but this. I was scared for weeks about getting mouth herpes. Also saw dudes doing some real dark shite with Stripper 1 before leaving.

Man, I really hope I wasn’t Stripper 2.

Edit 1: this was over 20 years ago (hi wife) and I wonder whatever became of this woman.

Edit 2: I hung out with bachelor not that long ago. He was a wise man and got the frick out of dodge as soon as the stripper entered. He is still married.

I didn't actually attend this bachelor party because it occurred before I met this crew , But I've heard the same story from at least 4 of the guys that were there. About 10 guys going on a bachelor party hired a couple strippers to go with them to a house at the lake. By the time they got there the strippers were so drunk they quickly passed out.. The guys rolled up some dollar bills With cocaine and blew it up the strippers noses To wake them up. Once they were awake they started the lezbo show on the living room floor. Next thing you know one of the guys grabbed a banana from the kitchen and joins the show fricking the girls with the banana. This leads to half the guys getting naked and gang banging these 2 strippers.....

Six months later One of the guys had a guilty conscience and confessed to his wife. This led to several phone calls to the other wives And at least a couple of divorces that I know of were the result.

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Stripper #1 tells stripper #2 "lay on your back and hold this Blow Pop in your mouth" Stripper squats on Blow Pop Stripper #1 stands up, takes blow pop out of #2's mouth, and puts it in bachelor's mouth.

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Stripper #1 tells stripper #2 "lay on your back and hold this Blow Pop in your mouth"
Stripper squats on Blow Pop
Stripper #1 stands up, takes blow pop out of #2's mouth, and puts it in bachelor's mouth.

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We did that too! I haven't seen a blow pop with a peanut on it to this day. Must have been a limited edition one or something.

Three of the guys in the group were brothers, all married with kids. The brother with guilty conscience didn't even participate in the gang banging. He went hid in his room when shite got crazy. The other two brothers are the divorces I know of following the confession.

We hired a stripper. When she got there she pulled a .38 out of her purse and said "no funny business." She hooked up with one of the groomsmen afterward so I guess it turned out alright.