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re: I’m finally buying a bidet
Posted on 2/17/22 at 4:23 pm to Willie Stroker
Posted on 2/17/22 at 4:23 pm to Willie Stroker
quote:You might just do better with a quick youtube video on how it works.
What about when grandma comes over? If I use the same location after she does, will that device spray some of grandma’s particles back into me?
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Posted on 2/17/22 at 4:35 pm to Ryan3232
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You might just do better with a quick youtube video on how it works.
JESUS CHRIST, JUST ANSWER THE frickING QUESTION RYAN!
Posted on 2/17/22 at 4:37 pm to Deep Purple Haze
One of the best purchases I’ve ever made.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 4:38 pm to Deep Purple Haze
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how do you wipe the water off ur arse?
Use a hair dryer
Posted on 2/17/22 at 4:39 pm to Willie Stroker
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Willie Stroker
It's like a high pressure stream that shoots up at angle. Won't have grandma's leftovers on it as nozzle is recessed. Most have a cleaning function for the nozzle anyway.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 4:41 pm to Tortious
never going back to not having one. 100% recommend
Posted on 2/17/22 at 4:44 pm to DarthRebel
quote:Great, especially if you give it a little spritz before starting.
How does it do against those real sticky poops?
I'd say if you have sticky poops often then you definitely need a bidet.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 4:45 pm to Korkstand
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I'd say if you have sticky poops often then you definitely need
Metamucil.
FIFY.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 4:47 pm to DarthRebel
Honestly, the sticky poops that you have to wipe a ton are when it really shines. And what’s better is you never have that phantom swamp arse either. Those ones where you wipe clean but suddenly, after awhile it’s somehow nasty again. Bidet takes care of all that. Walking around with a clean booty really is a fantastic feeling.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 4:56 pm to Tortious
Got a Toto from Costco. Can't remeber the exact costs but it was north of $300. Heated seat heated water. Game Changer. I am on septic so toilet paper usage is a issue for my family.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 4:57 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I installed one in our master bathroom several months ago. I now avoid all other toilets at all cost. You will not regret this purchase.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 4:58 pm to Tortious
Thank you Tortious.
That makes it seem a little less traumatic for me. Baby steps.
One more question.
Will grandma front mount it so she can dream about Andy Griffith blasting her cooch?
That makes it seem a little less traumatic for me. Baby steps.
One more question.
Will grandma front mount it so she can dream about Andy Griffith blasting her cooch?
Posted on 2/17/22 at 4:59 pm to Potchafa
We have that same model…can’t believe something so inexpensive works that damn well.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 5:00 pm to namvet6566
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If I Go away from home I get on It immediately When home
I live close to work and I’ve ran home just so i didn’t have to shite at work. the idea of wiping shite on my arse is disgusting to me now.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 5:02 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Added bonus: no more hemorrhoids!
Posted on 2/17/22 at 5:12 pm to Byrdybyrd05
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I’m looking forward to her using less toilet paper and saving money.
PIIHB…it’s finally clean
Posted on 2/17/22 at 5:20 pm to redneck hippie
One of the best purchases I’ve ever made.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 5:26 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Do you have to run a hot water line to it since it claims warm water without electricity?
Posted on 2/17/22 at 5:31 pm to Tuscaloosa
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I’ve got them installed on every toilet in my house.
What do you use? Whenever I look there are so many options and mixed reviews on if the pressure is enough or not.
Posted on 2/17/22 at 6:17 pm to Korkstand
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Great, especially if you give it a little spritz before starting.
I second this. A few times my bidet helped one that was near the goal line and barely made it over. If I would have just wiped, I would have been smearing poop all over my arse. The bidet’s pressure helped to ease it out of the chamber. And a few squirts later I was clean as a whistle.
I bought the one around Christmas at Walmart for 20 bucks. I wish I would have bought more and put one at work.
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