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What do you do when someone accidentally spits at you while speaking to you?

Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:43 am
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
8381 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:43 am
I kind of feel bad for them because it’s probably embarrassing.

I hit ‘em with the old line: “I want the news, not the weather”

Second option: pretend it didn’t happen
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
74449 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:45 am to
I make sure my mask is pulled up over my nose so that I am protected
Posted by MardiGrasCajun
Dirty Coast, MS
Member since Sep 2005
5685 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:46 am to
Duck
Posted by metallica81788
NO
Member since Sep 2008
9640 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:49 am to
I never understood the need to call people out for accidental embarrassing things
They know it happened you know it happened move on nobody is hurt
Especially an acquaintance or in public
Such a dick move to unilaterally rail on someone in public

Now if it’s an old friend go ahead rib away
Posted by StanSmith
Member since May 2018
1030 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:50 am to
Ask them if they provide a towel with their shower
Posted by DeoreDX
Member since Oct 2010
4150 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:50 am to
A good Kramer reaction always works.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
153733 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:50 am to
If it was accidental I’d probably just make a passing comment about it to put them at ease and let them know it isn’t a huge deal.
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
19991 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:51 am to
Ignore it, like an adult

Unless its a close buddy, then tease them about it, like a 10 year old
Posted by willymeaux
Member since Mar 2012
4834 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:52 am to
Shoot them
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
7452 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:52 am to
Your mom is definitely NOT a spitter

IYKYK
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27403 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:57 am to
I take it as a sign of the ultimate disrespect. I take it always as intentional and commence to swinging. Ask Maw-Maw. She FAFO. Shes gone now, but it never happened again.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21067 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 10:00 am to
I usually say, “Whoa, are you up to date on your rabies shots?”
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4146 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 10:00 am to
Wipe the spit slowly off my face and rub it suggestively on my left nipple. (I'm right handed, so the left is just easier)
This post was edited on 9/30/23 at 10:01 am
Posted by wheelr
Banned
Member since Jul 2012
5800 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 10:02 am to
Say it don't spray it.
Posted by El Segundo Guy
SE OK
Member since Aug 2014
10856 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 10:03 am to
How big of knuckles does the offender have?
Posted by Elblancodiablo
Member since Sep 2023
1829 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 10:03 am to
Take a step back.
Posted by evil cockroach
27.98N // 86.92E
Member since Nov 2007
8387 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 10:07 am to
Depends who.

Some dude I don’t know, I’ll say something

Some dude who I’m trying to close a $20 million dollar deal with, all good bro
Posted by Ignignokt
Member since Dec 2005
3460 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 10:10 am to
Punch them in the dick
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
15421 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 10:18 am to
I don't stand close enough for that to happen.
This post was edited on 9/30/23 at 10:19 am
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
44393 posts
Posted on 9/30/23 at 10:23 am to
“Say it, don’t spray it”
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