Dude Doesn't Get Up After His Lady Gets Taken Out Of Bucs Preseason Game

If the average regular season NFL game attendee is trashy, I can’t imagine the trash level of a preseason NFL game attendee is.

We know whose name the cell phone bill is in.

You know he's going to pay for that for as long as he is with her. Better to go ahead and move on now, dude.

Behind every beautiful woman is a man tired of her shite. Behind every ugly woman there are several men tired of her shite.

You can tell which one got too drunk, and which one told the other to stop drinking a while ago.

Man is tired of her shite.

Couples therapy is paying off. Dude said "I'm just going to sit here, de-escalate, reflect, and watch some football."

He’s innocent of all charges.

Bro said “ I’m not leaving, she’s leaving”

You can tell she has an annoying voice and talks way too much. Dude needs time to relax

Probably glad to be done with her.

You got ya blonde tho...that's all that matters.

He finally got to watch the game without her yapping

He's had enough. He basically said I'm watching the game and you go do whatever. I tried to tell you to stop.

Is biggun wearing steel toes?

Looks like a case of overserving. Appears she has little balance.

Bucs fan

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That's a weak man right there.