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ESPN aired their latest 30 For 30 last night, "Long Gone Summer," about Mark McGuire and Sammy Sosa's race to break the home run record. Sosa looks a little different now than he did in 1998, here he explains why...


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High C71 months
Cleaned myself? Is he implying that his darker skin was dirty?
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AllenTXTiger71 months
Just because he can swing a bat pretty good doesn't mean he's not an idiot. Wow, clean myself. He looks like a vampire!
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LSUPERMAN71 months
His English has gotten remarkably better since the Congressional Hearing.
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mark65mc71 months
I guess he believes in "white privilege".
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JakeFromStateFarm70 months
Did this motherfricker just try and convince people he washed his blackness off with lotion?
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Boring71 months
Might be the solution to all this civil unrest. Use the special lotion to turn you skin white and voila! no more discrimination or getting shot by cops.
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Vernonbrew2271 months
Sir thank you for that. Today was horrible at work and I finally smiled. Ha ha. Love me some TD
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atltiger648770 months
well, twice as many whites than blacks are killed by cops, so you'd be increasing your odds, actually.
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griswold71 months
Clorox is not lotion Sammy.
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sdc7471 months
LMAO.. THATS FUNNY!
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dehsloot71 months
It rubs the Lotion on its skin when its told.
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dehsloot71 months
dammit, you beat me to it you bastard
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Vlad71 months
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
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Captain Lafitte71 months
It's okay to be dark, Sammy.
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CFFreak70 months
If I was black, I'd the blackest mf in the world. Skin color and culturally speaking.
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kywildcatfanone71 months
Michael Jackson itis
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ByUselves71 months
I guess the ole saying "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" holds true.
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ShakeandBake71 months
He looks like he's wearing a mask. WTH???? Side note: is whiteface now racist??
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mmtiger71 months
Michael Jackson's lotion (with bleach)
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s270 months
Michael Jackson was naturally light skinned. but never heard him admit he was Caucasian.
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Da #1 Stunna71 months
He looks so weird. I don't care what he is doing, it is really odd and weird. It looks like someone is wearing a light skinned Sammy Sosa suit. It doesn't even appear real. His expressions are odd too. Clean up a liddle bit. Thats all? Not buying that bullshite story.
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ChipDiamond70 months
Probably has a bunch of botox injected in his face too. People who do that look weird when they talk bc it paralyzes the muscles in the face wherever it's injected.
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JackieTreehorn71 months
If he shaves his head he will look exactly like Powder.
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CFFreak70 months
Jesus Juice. JM used it for that too. The results speak for themselves.
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LusciousBaller1170 months
By skin lotion he means "Skin Lightening Cream". The cream is usually used for people with skin disorders. The question is Does Sammy Sosa have a skin disorder? Or does he have self hate for his original skin color?
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TailbackU70 months
That cant be good for the skin
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SmelvinRat71 months
Has to be a Joe Piscopo skit...
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PillageUrVillage71 months
De Sosa. I so proud of he. He hit de 62.
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