Here's Rory McIlroy's Masters Champions Dinner Menu

It's a shame John Daley never won there.

I could see him drinking a Bordeaux from a red solo cup and eating Vidalia onion rings with ketchup.

Only fish?

Elk burgers are so damn good and my favorite. Been a year since I've had some now I'm down bad wanting one.

Not a single dam potato on the menu. Where is the heritage?

A pretty solid menu. I’d check it allll out.

Pretty good menu, there's nothing on there I wouldn't eat. Except the salmon, can't stand it.

Elk Sliders? Is that similar to Rocky Mountain Oysters?

Looks delicious! If you have the palate of a child, you might as well skip it and go grab some McNuggets. Let the grown men eat!

I’d go with the grilled elk and wagu filet.

Meh

Any comments from Fuzzy?

I looked up the vino.

The champagne retails at $500. Not a single bottle of the wine is under $1000.

I might have to try some bacon wrapped dates. That sounds awesome.

No prices? I’m not some backwoods rube! Can I have a real menu please!

Looks good, but that's just an OT baller's normal Tuesday lunch.

Sounds like all arse except for the filet.