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From an article last night, it appears that he and the hot blonde ordered dinner AFTER the ship hit the rock. This guy was determined to wine and dine her, and hopefully do her. Or did he do her before he ordered dinner? Is there a website with a timeline of events?

Cruise ship's cook says captain ordered dinner after crash

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Schettino ordered dinner around 10:30 p.m. Friday, Barista said. Authorities say the ship struck the rocks at 9:41 p.m.


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InVolNerable145 months
I'd probably let her touch it. But definitely not boat-sinking worthy.
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CP3LSU25145 months
why does everything in life turn into disaster because of vagina. Vagina in some way ruins everything in life :lol:
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LSUFan3434145 months
I'm still looking for a hot blonde in that picture
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LSU alum wannabe145 months
The cruise that we took out of Galveston was crawling with them. The bartenders were all decent looking and SOUNDED like Kournikova. Which of course made them look better after a couple rounds.
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JOHNN145 months
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The cruise that we took out of Galveston was crawling with them. The bartenders were all decent looking and SOUNDED like Kournikova. Which of course made them look better after a couple rounds.


Every cruise Ive been on has been like this. Hot women who work for very little pay and are more than willing to go above and beyond to make sure you have an "enjoyable experience"
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Skillet145 months
This tragic accident is why I'm against offshore drilling.
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jpbTiger145 months
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This tragic accident is why I'm against offshore drilling.


As long as it's WAYYYYYY off shore.... :pimp:

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Nodust145 months
Pussy gets you in trouble every time.
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Ole Mule145 months
Yes, the down fall of every good man.
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Placebeaux145 months
She's Russian. You could order one in the mail. No big accomplishment here.
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GarmischTiger145 months
Moldovan
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tigerpimpbot145 months
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Question: Did the captain of that cruise ship ever bag that hot blonde?


I'm going to go out on a limb and guess, yes.
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Oyster145 months
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The Italian media Thursday claimed Cemortan had been invited on to the bridge of the Concordia on the night of the accident. She was said to have been there at the moment of impact as the captain prepared to conduct a spectacular "sailpast" of Giglio Island


You would know some a-hole showing off to get laid!
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Kajungee145 months
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conduct a spectacular "sailpast


This kinda like just the tip ?


I think she told him she wanted him to get her wet.
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tigerfoot145 months
Undoubtedly you are not a mariner. It is maritime custom for the Captain to go down with the ship, while eating some prime rib, while a marginal blond goes down on his ship.

Thought everybody knew this.
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Cecil D Diesel145 months
If this mans persistence didn't pay off, abandon all hope fellas
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Cold Pizza145 months
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Got a little Captain in ya?
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Camp Randall145 months
Euro trash girls are better in bed. FACT.
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chief420145 months
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Euro trash girls are better in bed. FACT.
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Joehat145 months
Ain't no shame when a manly brain is hunting some game... Logic does disappear in a guys head when some twat is off the port bow..
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Porky145 months
:lol: :bow:
Great thread!
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Kafka145 months
This guy should be teabagged and buried under the downtown Krystal
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wildtigercat93145 months
Im guessing this guy was in his vinigar strokes when everything was going to shite
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7thWardTiger145 months
Like a Boss?
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J Murdah145 months
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Like a Captain?
fify
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How I Roll145 months
She's not hott enough to crash a 100 million dollar boat into rocks. Katy Perry on the other hand?? :nana:
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HeadSlash145 months
OT 5
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WylieTiger145 months
OT 6 in Scranton
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molsusports145 months
If he did then no Italian jury will ever convict him of wrongdoing

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J Murdah145 months
the things people will do for pussy
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FLBooGoTigs1145 months
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the things people will do for pussy


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Oyster145 months
The story will eventually come out that el capitan was bagging this chick in the lifeboat. The ship hit the rocks and the life boat was launched with them in it. He never went back on the ship because he heard her husband was looking for him.
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Lsuwannabe145 months
It's good to be the captain
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CoolHand145 months
Haters gonna hate.

Even douches gotta eat.
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Mr. Shankly145 months
2,1 :pimp:
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GonePecan145 months
You've got to admire him sticking to his plan.
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Ash Williams145 months
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You've got to admire him sticking to his plan.



the only plan he didnt stick to was the course plan the ship was supposed to follow


that didnt work out too well for everybody
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