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From an article last night, it appears that he and the hot blonde ordered dinner AFTER the ship hit the rock. This guy was determined to wine and dine her, and hopefully do her. Or did he do her before he ordered dinner? Is there a website with a timeline of events?

Cruise ship's cook says captain ordered dinner after crash

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Schettino ordered dinner around 10:30 p.m. Friday, Barista said. Authorities say the ship struck the rocks at 9:41 p.m.


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I'd probably let her touch it. But definitely not boat-sinking worthy.
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why does everything in life turn into disaster because of vagina. Vagina in some way ruins everything in life :lol:
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I'm still looking for a hot blonde in that picture
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The cruise that we took out of Galveston was crawling with them. The bartenders were all decent looking and SOUNDED like Kournikova. Which of course made them look better after a couple rounds.
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This tragic accident is why I'm against offshore drilling.
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This tragic accident is why I'm against offshore drilling.


As long as it's WAYYYYYY off shore.... :pimp:

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Pussy gets you in trouble every time.
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Yes, the down fall of every good man.
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She's Russian. You could order one in the mail. No big accomplishment here.
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Moldovan
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Question: Did the captain of that cruise ship ever bag that hot blonde?


I'm going to go out on a limb and guess, yes.
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The Italian media Thursday claimed Cemortan had been invited on to the bridge of the Concordia on the night of the accident. She was said to have been there at the moment of impact as the captain prepared to conduct a spectacular "sailpast" of Giglio Island


You would know some a-hole showing off to get laid!
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conduct a spectacular "sailpast


This kinda like just the tip ?


I think she told him she wanted him to get her wet.
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Undoubtedly you are not a mariner. It is maritime custom for the Captain to go down with the ship, while eating some prime rib, while a marginal blond goes down on his ship.

Thought everybody knew this.
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If this mans persistence didn't pay off, abandon all hope fellas
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Got a little Captain in ya?
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Euro trash girls are better in bed. FACT.
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:lol: :bow:
Great thread!
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This guy should be teabagged and buried under the downtown Krystal
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Im guessing this guy was in his vinigar strokes when everything was going to shite
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Like a Boss?
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Like a Captain?
fify
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OT 5
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OT 6 in Scranton
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If he did then no Italian jury will ever convict him of wrongdoing

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the things people will do for pussy
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the things people will do for pussy


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The story will eventually come out that el capitan was bagging this chick in the lifeboat. The ship hit the rocks and the life boat was launched with them in it. He never went back on the ship because he heard her husband was looking for him.
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It's good to be the captain
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2,1 :pimp:
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You've got to admire him sticking to his plan.
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You've got to admire him sticking to his plan.



the only plan he didnt stick to was the course plan the ship was supposed to follow


that didnt work out too well for everybody
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