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'This will be the most romantic wedding ever,' Crystal told celebrity website RadarOnline.
Playboy spokeswoman Kellie Olisky added: 'No expense is being spared for the wedding.

The décor will consist of pale, summery hues and bright flowers.

Don't forget about the urine-stained carpets and drapes...

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Crystal is having her two sister and Anna Berglund, Miss January 2011, as attendants while Hugh's brother Keith and two of his sons, Marston and Cooper, make up the groom's party.

Speaking of urine-stained carpets and drapes, will Archie the house dog have a role in the wedding?

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It was reported last week how Hefner is not putting a pre-nuptial agreement in place ahead of his wedding.
Despite being worth $43 million, he is apparently unconcerned by any suggestion that Harris may be interested in his personal fortune.

Dumb move, Heff...

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But while the matter of the pre-nuptial is done and dusted, the couple's wedding list is causing some controversy.
Former Playmate Kendra Wilkinson told E! earlier this week: 'I haven't gotten my save the date yet, I'm not joking, I'm really pissed off about it.

Heff, don't invite her...

Here is a pic of the lovely couple, with Archie, who is still not house broken:

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ladytiger118•164 months

I don't blame Holly for leaving Hef...she realized that his decrepit sperm wouldn't be able to produce any children (he's 84...guy probably takes a bottle of Viagra a day), and add in having to change his Depends. That's the vibe I got from her when I saw her True Hollywood Story on E! last night before going to sleep.

And the before and after plastic surgery photo of Crystal=wow....I didn't even recognize her.

BayouBndt•164 months

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WelcomeToDeathValley•164 months

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Don't forget about the cum-stained carpets and drapes...

skygod123•164 months

no prenup?

SpecialLSUtiger07•164 months

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no prenup?

That's what they are saying. I bet he has his money arranged in ways to where his children gets it when he dies. He's looking kinda old...I mean 84 is old! I can't imagine Crystal untying that silk robe, pulling down his pajama pants and thinking........"Now, this looks like something good to eat"! :lol:

RhodeIslandRed•164 months

Catherine Middleton = Smoking hot hard body

Crystal Harris = So stretched out that it echos

ndtiger•164 months

this shite makes me ill

tylercsbn9•164 months

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It was reported last week how Hefner is not putting a pre-nuptial agreement in place ahead of his wedding.

What a moron.

And he is only worth 43 million? Wow.

Jenx•164 months

She better hurry because the last I saw him on TV he looked pretty bad. He even appeared a little lost like he was getting a bit senile. Of course with all that money a little senile might pay off pretty well for her. :lol:

:Jenx:

ccomeaux•164 months

$43 M ? I would have thought he was worth 10x that.

Chicken•164 months

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43 M ? I would have thought he was worth 10x that

when is the last time you bought a Playboy? Exactly...

bigberg2000•164 months

yeah I agree. That may be how much money he actually has or something. I am sure he is "worth" more.

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LouisianaLady•164 months

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It was reported last week how Hefner is not putting a pre-nuptial agreement in place ahead of his wedding.

Eh, I assume you just get old enough to where it doesn't really matter if someone takes your fortune :dunno:

Maybe he will teach her to take over the Playboy empire :lol:

JermStone•164 months

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summery hues and bright flower

Thought it featured a way past his prime Hugh and not a womens flower in sight. Guess I was wrong

Beefherinthequeefer•164 months

He should have married Holly, she put up with alot of crap!

ccomeaux•164 months

Every guy at this wedding will get more tang than the prince.

HeadChange•164 months

:pluckedup:

mylsuhat•164 months

:boobs: