UFC Star Valerie Loureda's Advice: 'eat your salad, no dessert, get that man you deserve'
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UFC Bellator star Valerie Loureda here to simplify dieting and dating for you...
quote:

eat your salad, no dessert, get that man you deserve


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46 Comments
How about getting a man by being your natural/authentic self and not photoshopped/botoxed/surgery to the hills?
Reply5 days
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Reply5 days
Her “advice” is a lyric from a Kanye West song.
Reply6 days
Enough butt floss between them cheeks to keep a small 3rd world country with no cavities.
Reply6 days
Fat arse and a butter face...nothing to see here.
Reply6 days
I’d drop more seed on her than Michael j Fox holding a bird feeder
Reply7 days
Dude.... just because it's funny don't mean you need to say it. You will probably get Parkinsons now. Karma.
5 days
I would eat her salad.
Reply7 days
Would put my face in it
Reply7 days
She’s cute and all but I’m just not a big fan of the no tits bubble butt look.
Reply8 days
You are old school i see...all tits no ass. Left that behind in the 80s and 90s my man.
8 days
No one said no arse “my man”. Bubble butt does not equal fine ass.
8 days
>> Bubble butt does not equal fine ass. Umm that’s an all time historic arse my man.
8 days
How bout I toss your salad and you can drink my protein dessert....
Reply8 days
Bundaaa!
Reply8 days
Don't know about the salad, but with that body, she is getting any man she wants!! Wow!
Reply8 days
That girl aint eatin salads.
Reply8 days
TFH
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She’s getting plenty of protein ;)
7 days
Bee stings and booty, I'm down.
Reply8 days
Subtle fat shaming, that only the skinny girls get their man.
Reply8 days
Beautiful lady but doubt she beats Macfarlane who is the champ
Reply8 days
My face between those cheeks
Reply8 days
You don't get an arse like that from salad. Dat's tick tick baw
Reply8 days
If she puts that arse into her kicks, she's going to knock somebody's head off.
Reply8 days
That ass! ??
Reply8 days
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