German Track Star Alica Schmidt Celebrates Her 23rd Birthday

Ach du lieber gott

23??? Perfect

Du hast.

Eich bin ein big fan

ich will sie ficken

Legs too long. Face too seductive. Body too toned and butt too firm. For those reasons and more, she would never go out with me.

WOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD

Wood but cant....

She has aged so well!

Her Schmidt don't stink.

Another riveting piece by Leisure Suit Larry. Mein schatz ist verboten!!!

I'd like to taste her strudel

I'd like to give her my wienerschnitzel

Is it acceptable to salute in Germany if it's not your arm that's extended?

Congrats Larry, you actually spelled her name correctly for the second time out of 23 tries.

Good God

I'd buy that for a dollar.

I wonder if she's into short and chubby but highly intelligent guys. Asking for a friend.

That's my future wife. Y'all back the hell up

I wood nut on her face