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re: Aiming IR floodlight at security cam ---- 5/14 update pg. 4

Posted on 5/4/18 at 4:07 pm to
Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 5/4/18 at 4:07 pm to
Trust me man, you don't want any of that. She looks like Latoya Cantrell, but with the body of a defensive lineman and the temperament of a pissed off mongoose
Posted by ELLSSUU
Member since Jan 2005
7699 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 7:00 pm to
I feel like you're missing out on some serious fun here.

-Is it okay to dig and then put the dirt back in your back yard? If so some strategically placed tombstones would be a lot of fun.

-Walking in the back yard buck nekkid can't be against code?

-Randomly moving ghosts during the night only on full moons.

-Is your backyard big enough to plant flowers in the shape of F You?

Posted by Catman88
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2004
49125 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 9:35 pm to
quote:

just fines for fixing a picket fence without a permit. 


The frick?
Posted by Catman88
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2004
49125 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 9:36 pm to
If you really want to frick with a neighbor take a needle and put it in her cable wire and cut the ends of it off.
This post was edited on 5/4/18 at 9:37 pm
Posted by Doubledown11
Member since Jun 2017
48 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 10:23 pm to
Have you considered planting bamboo on the property line. water daily this summer and it will be **Extremely** invasive. you both will have 20ft bamboo by the end of the summer.

No permits.

Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
13541 posts
Posted on 5/5/18 at 2:32 am to
Install multiple cameras facing her house and property. See how she likes it. When she's outside then stand in your yard and film her with your phone. Don't say a word, just film her. Stand in front of her camera and stare at it. Maybe you will creep her out enough to leave you alone.
Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 5/14/18 at 8:42 am to
Update:

I guess the flag blowing 24/7 was too much. She probably got tired of watching my flag on her videos. Maybe it filled up her cloud storage? Camera is gone. She was forced to aim the floodlights away from my house by the code enforcement.

She has now gone so far as to put up one of those $10 fake cameras with the red blinking light on it. I guess she thinks that'll intimidate me, but I know it isn't real, so IDGAF.

Surveyor marked property boundaries Saturday. She decided that they were incorrect (even though parish updated their lines based on my last survey), and went and cut the grass 2ft into my yard. She also decided to spray Roundup through the fence, killing about 1ft worth of my grass in the back.

Have two fence companies coming today for an estimate on an 8ft fence out to the sidewalk. I am thinking about requesting barbed wire on my permit since I know she throws stuff over the other neighbor's fence. Plus, that would piss her off more
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57969 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 8:47 am to
quote:

since I know she throws stuff over the other neighbor's fence.
get her on camera doing this and have the law pay her a visit.
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 8:55 am to
quote:

She decided that they were incorrect (even though parish updated their lines based on my last survey), and went and cut the grass 2ft into my yard. She also decided to spray Roundup through the fence, killing about 1ft worth of my grass in the back.


Now is a good time to kill several feet of her yard including shrubs, trees, etc.
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
17936 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:05 am to
Whatever you do, don't under any circumstances, spray her with a garden hose!
Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:23 am to
That incident happened two blocks away

She came out one night around 12:30, and was standing right next to the flag. I believe her intention was to rip it down. She saw me, grabbed the hose, and started watering her plants....at 12:30am
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
86758 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:25 am to
quote:

That incident happened two blocks away
This situation suddenly makes complete sense.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34766 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:40 am to
I just texted my three neighbors (across the street, and both sides of my house) and told them I loved them.. thanks for the perspective



Couldn’t imagine living like this.. walking on eggshells at your own house has to be miserable.. I know damn well you’ve kicked around the idea of burning that MF’er down
Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:42 am to
There are definitely a few neighborhood Nazis around here that believe it's their job to police everything. The type that think they own the entire block, and anyone that goes against what they want should be punished. Unfortunately, that old man shooter was one of those people.

Some people don't give in to bullies like that. I'm one of those people. My neighbor is trying to taunt me into doing something that I can get arrested for. As much as I want to do illegal things, I need to play it smart
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34766 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 10:45 am to
Are you on aurora?
Posted by bbrownso
Member since Mar 2008
8985 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:04 am to
quote:

Surveyor marked property boundaries Saturday. She decided that they were incorrect (even though parish updated their lines based on my last survey), and went and cut the grass 2ft into my yard. She also decided to spray Roundup through the fence, killing about 1ft worth of my grass in the back.


You should probably call the police to start a trail documenting her harassment/trespassing. You want a record of the previous things she's done in case her behavior escalates.

Especially if you think she is capable of actually tearing down/destroying your property.
Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:25 am to
I thought about having her trespassed by the cops, but she'd definitely file a restraining order against me, and that would majorly screw up my concealed carry license. I'm not willing to take the chance of losing that.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
87186 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:26 am to
quote:

She has now gone so far as to put up one of those $10 fake cameras with the red blinking light on it. I guess she thinks that'll intimidate me, but I know it isn't real, so IDGAF.


ha ha, jokes on you. she bought a REAL camera that mimicked the FAKE camera so you'd be lulled into a false sense of security thinking you're smarter than her.

Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 5/14/18 at 11:28 am to
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22387 posts
Posted on 5/14/18 at 3:36 pm to
Inconceivable!
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