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What’s going on with Turtle?

Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:35 pm
Posted by NashvilleTider
Your Mom
Member since Jan 2007
11478 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:35 pm
Posted by Insee
Member since Mar 2020
477 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:36 pm to
Monkey pox from sucking bags of Chinese Richards
Posted by TigerAttorney
Member since Nov 2017
3854 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:36 pm to
He knows his days are numbered.
Posted by Kattail
Member since Aug 2020
3365 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:37 pm to
Looks like he had an awkward fall
This post was edited on 9/8/22 at 10:17 pm
Posted by omegaman66
greenwell springs
Member since Oct 2007
22793 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:37 pm to
Looks like his puppet masters had to show him who is boss!
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
119114 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:37 pm to
Skull and Bones keeping him in line.
Posted by SOCAL TIGER
SOCAL
Member since Jan 2005
10724 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:38 pm to
Whatever it is, may he rot in hell!
Posted by MDB
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2019
3102 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:39 pm to
Looks like a lot of veins blowing out from IVs in his hands. Old dude ain’t well.
Posted by LEASTBAY
Member since Aug 2007
14346 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:40 pm to
Looks like he was beating his dick so hard it bruised his hand and he accidentally punched himself in the lip while doing it.
Posted by Badface
Member since May 2020
1527 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:41 pm to
Might be on a blood thinner
Posted by RCDfan1950
United States
Member since Feb 2007
35060 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:42 pm to
Head inside shell; what turtles do when they perceive a threat.

He LOATHES the burden of having the House dump their investigatory (think facts/truth) evidence of massive corruption/criminality right smack dab into HIS LAP, assuming he's Speaker. Rock and a hard place for the Turtle. F'r earned it, IMO.
Posted by omegaman66
greenwell springs
Member since Oct 2007
22793 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:43 pm to
That’s how you can tell the vax is working!
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:46 pm to
The dude is on so much blood thinner he's leaking.
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
17069 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:48 pm to
Hillary's hitman got a hold of him, but Turtle made a deal and walked away with only bruises.
Posted by THog
Member since Dec 2021
2252 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:49 pm to
Sick people
Posted by Lou the Jew from LSU
Member since Oct 2006
4728 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:52 pm to
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assuming he's Speaker.


Uhh, he’s in the senate
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
48180 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:53 pm to
He’s the Crab feeder
This post was edited on 9/8/22 at 9:55 pm
Posted by AtticusOSullivan
Member since Mar 2016
2290 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:59 pm to
Whatever it is, its not a sufficent punishment for the crimes hes committed against the American people.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
13320 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 10:00 pm to
Definitely the same curse that Dumbledore was shown to have in Deathly Hallows Part 2
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
147637 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 10:02 pm to
Is this a recent pic of him? I remember news out on the blue coloring of his hands a while ago.
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