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What would be the best Central American country for Baws to take over?
Posted on 1/15/23 at 12:01 pm
Posted on 1/15/23 at 12:01 pm
Given the fact that the USA looks more fricked by the day, it might be a better plan to immigrate to a small country and take it over through overwhelming voting power.
Just like they are currently doing to us here.
Central America is best as it is closet for us to migrate to and most have small populations.
Which country would would be the best target?
El Salvador - 6.6 million. Forget it. Terrible crime here and gangs. We would have better luck taking New Orleans back.
Guatemala - 17 million. Not feasible. Way too large.
Honduras - 9.5 million population. Again not very feasible.
Nicaragua - 6.3 million. Feasible but gross.
Panama - 4.4 million. This would be sweet but the international importance of it would mean we would have to deal with more than just the Panamanians to get control.
Costa Rica is very nice but they have a population of 5,200,000. Many Baws would have to move there quickly to get a majority there. And the natives would realize it and try to block us from coming. (Unlike the USA most countries protect their borders).
Belize has only 441,000 people. Much easier to take that one over and develop it properly. The population is so small that the Tiger Droppings community may be big enough by itself to take it over.
What say you?
Just like they are currently doing to us here.
Central America is best as it is closet for us to migrate to and most have small populations.
Which country would would be the best target?
El Salvador - 6.6 million. Forget it. Terrible crime here and gangs. We would have better luck taking New Orleans back.
Guatemala - 17 million. Not feasible. Way too large.
Honduras - 9.5 million population. Again not very feasible.
Nicaragua - 6.3 million. Feasible but gross.
Panama - 4.4 million. This would be sweet but the international importance of it would mean we would have to deal with more than just the Panamanians to get control.
Costa Rica is very nice but they have a population of 5,200,000. Many Baws would have to move there quickly to get a majority there. And the natives would realize it and try to block us from coming. (Unlike the USA most countries protect their borders).
Belize has only 441,000 people. Much easier to take that one over and develop it properly. The population is so small that the Tiger Droppings community may be big enough by itself to take it over.
What say you?
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Posted on 1/15/23 at 12:03 pm to Linoge
Columbia.
Cocaine and big assed women are like peanut butter and chocolate.
Cocaine and big assed women are like peanut butter and chocolate.
Posted on 1/15/23 at 12:04 pm to Linoge
I can see a blood meridian situation happening.
Posted on 1/15/23 at 12:05 pm to Robin Masters
Colombia…off to a good start.
Posted on 1/15/23 at 12:06 pm to Robin Masters
quote:
Central American country
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Columbia
Colombia is close, but the Darien Gap is a significant barrier.
Posted on 1/15/23 at 12:13 pm to Linoge
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Belize
Posted on 1/15/23 at 12:13 pm to Linoge
Belice is only central american by locale. They consider themselves part of the Caribbean, our trade pact Caricom includes them and Guyana in South America.
There is a big expat population in Belice for that reason. Heck some of them transplanted from the south after the war.
Beautiful reef second only to the Great Barrier in Australia. Rainforest etc.
Good place to start.
There is a big expat population in Belice for that reason. Heck some of them transplanted from the south after the war.
Beautiful reef second only to the Great Barrier in Australia. Rainforest etc.
Good place to start.
Posted on 1/15/23 at 12:21 pm to trinidadtiger
quote:
There is a big expat population in Belice for that reason. Heck some of them transplanted from the south after the war.
Belize is also the only CA country that primarily speaks English. Would be a good choice for monolingual baws.
Posted on 1/15/23 at 12:22 pm to Robin Masters
Venezuela remnants all the way through Ecuador
Posted on 1/15/23 at 12:23 pm to Partha
quote:
Central American country quote:Columbia Colombia is close, but the Darien Gap is a significant barrier.
Everything I thought I knew is a lie.
Posted on 1/15/23 at 12:24 pm to Robin Masters
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Columbia.
Cocaine and big assed women are like peanut butter and chocolate.
Columbia is a city in South Carolina.
Colombia is the country
And in fairness to you I only know this because I have a big assed Colombian girlfriend
Posted on 1/15/23 at 12:35 pm to Linoge
Been to Belize. The Wheel of Fortune Belize is not reality. It is a dump.
This post was edited on 1/15/23 at 12:51 pm
Posted on 1/15/23 at 12:35 pm to Linoge
Panama
Probably already has a far freer economy than the US
Probably already has a far freer economy than the US
Posted on 1/15/23 at 12:37 pm to Linoge
Costa Rica or Panama. Both have fairly lax gun laws. Costa Rica is most democratic and open free market
I’d vote for it. The chicas there love American men too
I’d vote for it. The chicas there love American men too
Posted on 1/15/23 at 12:47 pm to Powerman
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And in fairness to you I only know this because I have a big assed Colombian girlfriend
That’s wild. I always figured you were gay.
I keed. I keed !
Congrats on the exotic girl. Big butts are proof god loves us and wants us to procreate prolifically.
Posted on 1/15/23 at 12:47 pm to Allister Fiend
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It is a dump.
Per cspire gdp there is under 2k. Very poor, on par with many African nations.
Costa Rica per capita is 24k, which is similar to more developed non western nations. Also Costa Rica demographics are 84% white or mestizo (mixed white European with indigenous people). Belize is 50% mestizo, 1.5% white, 25% creole.
A western white man would fit in culturally better in Costa Rica
Posted on 1/15/23 at 12:48 pm to deltaland
quote:Yep. Also has no military. I can't imagine these baw nancies being able to sleep at night without massive military spending comforting them.
Costa Rica is most democratic and open free market
Posted on 1/15/23 at 12:51 pm to Powerman
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I have a big assed Colombian girlfriend
Pics?
Posted on 1/15/23 at 12:53 pm to cwill
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I can see a blood meridian situation happening.
You think any of these guys have read Blood Meridian?
This post was edited on 1/15/23 at 1:03 pm
Posted on 1/15/23 at 1:04 pm to Linoge
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The population is so small that the Tiger Droppings community may be big enough by itself to take it over.
Uh lol yes, there are 400,000 TD users
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