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re: What does Elon Musk do with a trillion dollars?

Posted on 6/13/26 at 10:13 am to
Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Posted on 6/13/26 at 10:13 am to
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Scrooge McDuck

The reference of the day, it seems. I've seen and heard so many people reference Scrooge McDuck upon the news of Elon being a trillionaire. A strange coincidence, I'm sure.
Posted by TigerAxeOK
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Posted on 6/13/26 at 10:18 am to
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What does Elon Musk do with a trillion dollars?

What the smartest people on earth would do: turn it into two-trillion dollars.
Posted by Chuck Barris
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 6/13/26 at 10:19 am to
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What does Elon Musk do with a trillion dollars?
Buy governments.
This post was edited on 6/13/26 at 10:20 am
Posted by BearCrocs
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 6/13/26 at 10:24 am to
He doesn't have a trillion dollars. He's worth a trillion dollars.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
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Posted on 6/13/26 at 10:26 am to
He’s working on his next trillion as we speak.
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
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Posted on 6/13/26 at 10:33 am to
Buy dominion voting machines company.

Immediately expose everything everything done to software...good or bad...and let Americans know
Posted by FLTech
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Posted on 6/13/26 at 10:34 am to
According to AOC and them he is going to open up brothels all over the country
Posted by Lynxrufus2012
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Posted on 6/13/26 at 10:36 am to
Is she applying for a job?
Posted by Gunny Hartman
Member since Jan 2021
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Posted on 6/13/26 at 10:40 am to
Id love for him to eradicate wealthy globalists like the Rothschilds and Soros and Gates.
Posted by CR4090
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Posted on 6/13/26 at 10:52 am to
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
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Posted on 6/13/26 at 10:53 am to

Whatever he wants. None of my business if it doesn’t step on my rights.
Posted by RohanGonzales
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Posted on 6/13/26 at 11:00 am to
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What does Elon Musk do with a trillion dollars?


2 chicks at once

which is obvious given the number of kids he has

Seriously, he should sell breeding shares like a thoroughbred.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
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Posted on 6/13/26 at 11:10 am to
He doesn’t have a Trillion liquid dollars.
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 6/13/26 at 11:18 am to
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He doesn't actually have a trillion dollars. He owns shares in companies that other people are buying and selling at a price that would make his shares worth $1 trillion. The net assets of those companies aren't that much, and if he tried to sell it all for cash the price would tank.
The politicians know this. But they have to use the story for their propaganda no matter how impractical it would be to stop him from being worth that much or if they taxed it somehow (unrealized gains). Both options would tank the economy and remove wealth from millions of people who own part of his companies through 401Ks and similar. The irony is that if they did pass a law to take his money, he would still be fine but millions of working-class Americans would lose their savings and pensions.
This post was edited on 6/13/26 at 11:42 am
Posted by Taxing Authority
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Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 6/13/26 at 11:29 am to
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Could buy California

Could develop a world wide information liberty paramilitary group

Could fund a democratic coup in South Africa to restore rational government

Could fund the technology that makes drones obsolete

Could fund a world wide doge effort to stamp out government scams

Could take on the WEF, globalist's, EU, Rothschilds elites domination of Western Europe
Nope. If he did Tesla, Twitter, SpaceX, etc would all collapse. We’d all be worse off for it. There’s a massive difference between having a net worth of $1T and having $1T dollars.
Posted by Taxing Authority
Houston
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 6/13/26 at 11:30 am to
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Buy governments.
it would only cover our deficit for about 96 days.
Posted by BurlesonCountyAg
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Posted on 6/13/26 at 11:41 am to
Posted by CrystalPreserves
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Posted on 6/13/26 at 11:42 am to
Maga cult celebrates it.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 6/13/26 at 11:54 am to
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Buying mars as we speak


Property taxes are a bitch
Posted by TerryDawg03
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Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 6/13/26 at 12:06 pm to
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What does Elon Musk do with a trillion dollars?


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