CrystalPreserves

Elon’s argument falls apart on the first step.

Chauvin was convicted of unintentional murder, so “he didn’t mean to kill him” ain’t a defense. And Chauvin later admitted in federal court that his actions contributed to Floyd’s death.

That’s the record.

We don’t need a new ballroom. We need a new President.

All that noise just to tell everybody you didn’t understand the question.

Who’s going to be the Republican nominee, is the question of the century.

Bubba, you ain’t sparring with me. You’re a little ankle-biter yapping at my boot, mistaking attention for a contest.

I rattle the bucket, you come running. Every time.

Run along runt.

“Sebastian” now?

Bubba, you’ve gone from Googling gay slang to assigning me pet names. At this rate you’re one candlelight dinner away from making this awkward.

Some gays voted for trump. They’re dumb gays, but some gays did vote for trump.

A lot more maga bubbas and bubbettes are realizing they got duped after this tweet.

The President of the United States, laid up in bed singing sweet nothings with Kim Jong Un.

I’m laughing at the upcoming South Park episode already.

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You try too hard. Move along maggot.

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You’ll be alright, porch gnat. Refresh the board a few times and walk it off.

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And had nothing to do with Biden's policy. The Chinese, in 2023/2024, slapped strict regs on NPP, which is a primary ingredient in fentanyl, which decreased output from Mexican drug cartels. So 2024 was the new normal with Chinese regs and open borders. 2025 onward is the new normal with Chinese regs and a much tighter border. If you're a bubba just looking at line graphs you don't know what you're talking about.

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Well, Bubba went back and looked at the numbers, and they still don’t help your argument much. Put your shoes on baw, let me tell you something that’ll help you out and get it cleared up. Walk with me here.

You’re right that fentanyl deaths started climbing hard under Obama. Nobody is disputing that. Trouble is, they kept climbing under Trump. The CDC rate was 6.2 in 2016, then 9.0 in 2017, 9.9 in 2018, 11.4 in 2019 and 17.8 in 2020. So saying it started under Obama doesn’t somehow erase what happened during Trump’s four years.

And before you start schooling Bubba on fentanyl, you might want to get your NPP dates straight. China put controls on NPP and 4 ANPP back in 2018. Not 2023. Not 2024. The new restrictions in 2024 were on other chemicals used to make fentanyl.

You also say China’s actions had nothing to do with Biden, but Biden and Xi restarted cooperation on fentanyl in late 2023, the two countries set up a working group, and China started taking more action against chemical suppliers after that. I’m not saying Biden deserves all the credit. There were several reasons overdose deaths came down. That’s the point. Real life is usually a little messier than picking one cause and pinning a medal on your favorite politician.

And that nice clean story about 2024 being the “open border normal” and 2025 being the “tight border normal” is a little too neat for the facts. Crossings had already dropped sharply after Biden tightened the rules in June 2024, and CBP says most of the fentanyl it catches is seized at legal ports of entry.

So go ahead and call me Bubba for looking at line graphs. Bubba had the good sense to read the dates underneath the graphs too baw.

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Under Bidens open boarder policy we saw fentanyl overdoses increase dramatically, to the tune of many tens of thousands of deaths per year. Trump reversed that and while it's still too high, he's going to end up saving north of a hundred thousand American lives during his 4 year term. And he did so while the left added lots of pressure and roadblocks to disrupt his immigration policy. There's one metric. Let me guess, you don't think that's an accomplishment, do you?

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Well, bubba, you brought a metric. Trouble is, it don’t say what you think it says.

Fentanyl deaths surged during Trump’s first term. The decline began before Trump returned to office, then surged in 2024 under Biden, and continued under Trump in 2025. So if you want to argue that Trump’s policies helped continue the decline, make that case. I’ll give him credit where the evidence supports it. But saying Trump “reversed” the trend is false because the trend had already reversed before he took office. Dog won’t hunt baw.

“he’s going to save 100,000 lives” is not a metric either. You asked whether I would call this an accomplishment. Sure, if you can show me the accomplishment that actually belongs to him. What you can’t do is start the clock on January 20, 2025 and hand Trump credit for a decline that was already underway. Moving the mile marker so your makeup and diaper wearing guy gets to cross the finish line first don’t make him the winner bubba. That dog won’t hunt.