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re: Vivek completely understands the Taylor Swift and Kelce situation

Posted on 1/29/24 at 8:49 am to
Posted by LSUROXS
Texas
Member since Sep 2006
8130 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 8:49 am to
quote:

Everything is a conspiracy


If you think the Swift romance drama didn't get the NFL's dick hard, you're crazy. The NFL definitely wanted that storyline in the Super Bowl show!
Posted by TigerAxeOK
Where I lay my head is home.
Member since Dec 2016
32429 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 8:50 am to
I still don't know who Kelce is, and I wouldn't know a Swift song even if I were forced to hear one.

I'm ok with this. Matter of fact, I'm actually very content and happy about this.

From what I've read on the board though, it's safe to assume that somewhere around mid-2025 Kelce will be a single dude again and Swift will have written a somehow immensely popular yet terrible song bashing him.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
57012 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 8:52 am to
Taylor swift was born male
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
28610 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 8:54 am to
quote:

Everything is a conspiracy


You haven't figured out that everything is life is full of shite? Everything.

Everything and everyone... Nobody tells the truth. Nobody.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised by anything anymore.
Posted by LegalEazyE
Madison, Wisconsin
Member since Nov 2023
6292 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 8:54 am to
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I sure as hell dont believe TK suddenly went from chasing absolute black baddies build like coke bottles to the Taylor Swift, flat chested nerdy white girl type.


This. It's what immediately registered with me. Dude likes curvy black chicks and he tries to act black. Now he's with a skinny, flat, truly maybe slightly above average looking white chick... she is rich AF though. So, who knows. But he's all of the sudden in a bunch of TV advertisements. Seems a bit contrived like a Hollywood arranged publicity marriage.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
15598 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 8:56 am to
If you're so dumb that you vote for Biden because TS endorsed him, you shouldn't be allowed to vote.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
36440 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 8:56 am to
Has TS ever dated anyone darker than a light beige color?

I have to ask because I have never followed her dating life.
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
30827 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 8:57 am to
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I sure as hell dont believe TK suddenly went from chasing absolute black baddies build like coke bottles to the Taylor Swift, flat chested nerdy white girl type.




that is the stranger thing to me. Kelce had a type beforehand and TS wasn't it.



Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
133819 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 8:59 am to
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Idk if Tim knows anything about women though



Good point. He is kind of simppy.
Posted by jp4lsu
Member since Sep 2016
5915 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:03 am to
A couple weeks ago there was a news station or something that had the Super Bowl Emblem with the 49ers and Chiefs on the promo.
Anybody have that?
Posted by PorkSammich
North FL
Member since Sep 2013
15756 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:06 am to
Kelce thought he was black until a few months ago.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
25927 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:08 am to
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There are plenty of higher-profile black NFL players that Taylor could be dating. The fact that she chose some lily-white tight end proves that she's clearly racist.

Kelce's dating history prior to Taylor Swift disqualifies him as lily-white. The rest of your post is also nonsense.
Posted by Torqued Pork
Malvern
Member since Sep 2020
3806 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:08 am to
I halfway expect the next Madden NFL video game to show Taylor acting like a high school girl after every TK catch.
Posted by Gumbaw
Member since May 2018
617 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:08 am to
Thought it was ravens and 49s
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
8439 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:09 am to
quote:

Everything is a conspiracy


Do you realize everything labeled a “conspiracy theory” by the left the last 4 years has turned out to be true? If I’m the left I stop using that term and if I’m the right I consider the label validation.
Posted by Big4SALTbro
Member since Jun 2019
21090 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:09 am to
Maybe the clot shot is being designed to make everyone white.

TK is now whiter than ever and dating a white girl.

Perhaps the Dems and the clot shot company want to make everyone white
Posted by RobbBobb
Matt Flynn, BCS MVP
Member since Feb 2007
31269 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:10 am to
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To be fair dude was all sweaty and nasty so I’m sure she didn’t want a full embrace

Tell me youve never been in love, without telling me youve never been in love

Lil ole prissy vanilla Swifty aint falling for a beefy, sweaty, stinky, overly dramatic TE. Theres not enough room for those egos in the same restaurant. And exactly why people think its a PR stunt. Hers is more of a delicate, sensitive type

















Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
25927 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:11 am to
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They would be broken up now if she could rhyme his name with anything mean

Kelce, melty, belchy, felchy. I'm not a songwriter.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
172756 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:13 am to
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She was a lib before 2020. She came out hard against Marsha Blackburn in 2018 and was a big simp for the Dem in the Tennessee US Senate race.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
84097 posts
Posted on 1/29/24 at 9:13 am to
A perfect snapshot of our brain-numbed, anti-depressant-gobbling, celebrity-obsessed, morally idiotic, dabbling-around-the-edges American political culture.

Vivek for the win.
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