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U.S. Park Police using plainclothes cops to catch people screwing with the reflecting pool

Posted on 6/23/26 at 2:12 pm
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 6/23/26 at 2:12 pm
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
66953 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 2:13 pm to
Posted by TigahTeeth
Georgia
Member since Feb 2016
6531 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 2:21 pm to
Yall didn’t know SFP was a woman did you?
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
76718 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 2:22 pm to
He looks kinda hot lol
Posted by demtigers73
Member since Aug 2014
6162 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 2:23 pm to
Cool!

Maybe they can get some evidence of wrong doing now!
Posted by DeBoar
Cullman, AL
Member since Jan 2024
3033 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 2:23 pm to
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He looks kinda hot lol


Posted by Onyx Aggie
Foothills of the Smokies
Member since Sep 2012
3070 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 2:24 pm to
When I was in the Navy, I banged chicks in an elevator at Universal Studios and on the swan boats in Lake Eola.

After college, I even had someone open the stall door in the unisex bathroom at Club One in Dallas while two chicks were giving me head, but I can't imagine being dumb enough to try to pull that off on government property in the most monitored city in the country.


ETA: To the downvoters and naysayers. First, I have no need to make shite up to seem cool on the internet. All of those things happened. Second, were you all good choir boys growing up that never did anything risky or less than well thought out? Especially if you were in the military or college at the times. I'm sure you were all virgins until you got married to your high school sweetheart and only frick missionary style.
This post was edited on 6/23/26 at 3:11 pm
Posted by keks tadpole
Yellow Leaf Creek
Member since Feb 2017
8748 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 2:25 pm to
They should drown them in that pool.
Posted by RollTide1987
Baltimore, MD
Member since Nov 2009
71343 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 2:33 pm to
This is a strange hill to die on. The reflecting pool is one of the most iconic landmarks in Washington.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109762 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 2:33 pm to
That brave woman is fighting for the rights of algae in the reflecting pool.

Algae Blooms Matter!!!
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
56420 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 2:33 pm to
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two chicks were giving me head

WAT?
Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
26814 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 2:34 pm to
They should dress up like Matt Walsh did in his videos and they'd fit right in with the lunatics.
Posted by DeBoar
Cullman, AL
Member since Jan 2024
3033 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

When I was in the Navy, I banged chicks in an elevator at Universal Studios and on the swan boats in Lake Eola. After college, I even had someone open the stall door in the unisex bathroom at Club One in Dallas while two chicks were giving me head, but I can't imagine being dumb enough to try to pull that off on government property in the most monitored city in the country.


None of this happened
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109762 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 2:35 pm to
Entire story is suspect coming from an Aggie.
Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
26814 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 2:38 pm to
quote:

while two chicks were giving me head


I guess they were fighting over who would get the juice, right?
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
23259 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 2:39 pm to
Doesn't this video kind of prove that they're detaining people just for touching the surface? Far cry from masked libtard vigilantes cutting up the liner.
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
5737 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 2:44 pm to
Hopefully when they drain and repair the pool they will use the sealant with anti-peel-it-off-with-your-fingers technology. Otherwise they it will just be easily pulled of again by weakling liberals.
Posted by justjoe906
Member since Oct 2013
2457 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 3:03 pm to
Makes you wonder if it wasn't applied properly causing it to peel up.
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
23977 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

Doesn't this video kind of prove that they're detaining people just for touching the surface? Far cry from masked libtard vigilantes cutting up the liner.


You anti-American leftist will defend anything your comrades do. She was obviously being watched and wasn’t detained for just “touching the surface”. You people are mentally deranged
Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
19853 posts
Posted on 6/23/26 at 4:21 pm to
He’s got the rare split dick
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