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re: Trump gives Iran 48 hours to open up the Strait of Hormuz

Posted on 3/21/26 at 10:33 pm to
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50742 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 10:33 pm to
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destroy all energy infrastructure in the gulf.


Isn't targeting infrastructure a literal war crime?
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
52561 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 10:37 pm to
You’re joking, right?
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
47864 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 10:39 pm to
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If trump does that then iran will do that to Israel, Dubai, Bahrain, Kuwait and everyone else.


They’d have already done it if they could
Posted by threedog79
Member since Sep 2013
3857 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 10:41 pm to
Plant employee: “hey boss I’m going to early out tomorrow.”

Boss: “why?”

Plant employee: “my wife is going to be pregnant and I’ve got to rake some sand around the house.”

Plant employee looks up at the sky as he runs to his truck to get home.
Posted by Rip N Lip
Zambodia
Member since Jul 2019
7574 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 10:47 pm to
Kharg Island is Iran’s “biggest power plant”, and it’s about to get fricked up as worm shite.
Posted by TenWheelsForJesus
Member since Jan 2018
11394 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 10:52 pm to
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They will just destroy all energy infrastructure in the gulf. If that happens, kiss our sweet lifestyle goodbye.


You guys can see the worst case scenario in everything except for allowing a terrorist country to gain power.
Posted by jammajin
Member since Jul 2024
2002 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 11:19 pm to
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They’d have already done it if they could


Some of these people are so desperate to see OMB fail that they delude themselves into believing this is some sort of slugging match.

“Well if we do this they’re going to do the same to XYAnd Z country”

Really? Have you been watching the last 3 weeks?
Posted by biscuitsngravy
Tejas, north America
Member since Jan 2011
3893 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 11:22 pm to
Literally a clown show:

Bibi ( a real bad guy) goads spray tan into attack, no notice to allies (gulf or other), says short term excursion we're good / we rocked 'em, pissed Iran bombs everything they said they would, shocked oil jumps, demands mines be removed, says our buddies are joining to open strait and we'll help, pissed after being told to clean up your shite stained sheets, says never mind we don't need it the clowns that do can open it, furious at allies again says we'll remember, responds to Japan question about why no notice with "you didn't call us ahead of pearl harbor", realizes he's lost control, orders Marines to the area, asks for 200 billion, says he's glad decorated Vietnam vet mueller is dead, shite posts an ultimatum to Iran he'll frick it all up if they don't open it.

Lolololol. So much for the Iranian people.
This post was edited on 3/21/26 at 11:28 pm
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
24575 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 11:23 pm to
Trump isn’t tactful enough to take the straight of Hormuz with marines. He’ll continue lobbing threats and missles until we reach complete global recession.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50742 posts
Posted on 3/21/26 at 11:43 pm to
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You’re joking, right?


Not only am I not joking, it turns out I'm correct. Targeting civilian infrastructure (particularly energy infrastructure) is a violation of international law. (Geneva Conventions Additional Protocol 1, Article 51)
Posted by DTRooster
Belle River, La
Member since Dec 2013
9054 posts
Posted on 3/22/26 at 2:16 am to
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Way to tell them the plans numb-nutz
because surely now they’ll stop him huh, numnutz
Posted by Prettyboy Floyd
Pensacola, Florida
Member since Dec 2013
16761 posts
Posted on 3/22/26 at 2:28 am to
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War crime. Dumbass war.


no such thing
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
82423 posts
Posted on 3/22/26 at 3:34 am to
Posted by BHTiger
Charleston
Member since Dec 2017
9280 posts
Posted on 3/22/26 at 4:08 am to
quote:

Not only am I not joking, it turns out I'm correct. Targeting civilian infrastructure (particularly energy infrastructure) is a violation of international law. (Geneva Conventions Additional Protocol 1, Article 51)


Didn't they just hit Isreal's nuclear site?
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20103 posts
Posted on 3/22/26 at 4:14 am to
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God i love trump


There’s no way anyone can say he’s not transparent.
Posted by Plx1776
Member since Oct 2017
18637 posts
Posted on 3/22/26 at 4:23 am to
Derp. Now them irans are gonne pick up and move their power plants to an area we don't know about!
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
26730 posts
Posted on 3/22/26 at 4:50 am to
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Not only am I not joking, it turns out I'm correct. Targeting civilian infrastructure (particularly energy infrastructure) is a violation of international law. (Geneva Conventions Additional Protocol 1, Article 51)


Let's see...Firing cluster munitions indiscriminately at cities not to mention IRBM's...what would you call that?

LINK

quote:

Banned by more than 120 nations under the 2008 Convention on Cluster Munitions, the weapons are widely condemned for their broad-area, indiscriminate effects that often result in catastrophic civilian harm


WHERE is your outrage ?? Selective I would say and I AM CORRECT. But they don't count do they? They're only Joos.
This post was edited on 3/22/26 at 5:00 am
Posted by trinidadtiger
Member since Jun 2017
19987 posts
Posted on 3/22/26 at 6:37 am to
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So many Auburn fans are pussies


Some of the younguns not old fellas like me, I was there when Dye started.

I dressed for the Gawga game with my blue blazer, white button down, Auburn striped tie and penny loafers.....NO pants.

At the gate security stopped me and asked me what I was doing. I said "sir I am a southern gentleman, and given the fact we are about to beat the pants off them puppies I thought I should dress appropriately and make them feel at home".

When the guards stopped laughing, one of them said "You sir are a gentleman and you may proceed"........and we did indeed beat the pants off them little puppies.

Posted by ulmtiger
Member since Jan 2008
2500 posts
Posted on 3/22/26 at 6:46 am to
No telling Iran the plan would be explaining what happens when the lights go out. Use your imagination.
Posted by trinidadtiger
Member since Jun 2017
19987 posts
Posted on 3/22/26 at 6:50 am to
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Not only am I not joking, it turns out I'm correct. Targeting civilian infrastructure (particularly energy infrastructure) is a violation of international law. (Geneva Conventions Additional Protocol 1, Article 51)


Do you realize how fcking stupid that sounds?

Iran is cluster bombing citizens....but if we turn off the lights its a war crime.

So what arent power companies in the states facing the international court for shutting off the power for delinquent bills?

By the way, the US nor Israel recognize the international court....because its fuking stupid.
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