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Trump announces intent to declare Strait of Hormuz a US Territory

Posted on 8/14/26 at 4:15 pm
Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop
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Posted on 8/14/26 at 4:15 pm
Victory is upon us!

Trump says he’ll declare Strait of Hormuz a US territory after defeating Iran during Long Island rally

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“After we finish defeating Iran, which is being very badly defeated — pretty soon I’ll be declaring the Hormuz Strait a territory of the United States,” Trump said during a Long Island rally for Republican candidates in the gubernatorial and congressional elections.

This post was edited on 8/14/26 at 4:15 pm
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 8/14/26 at 4:16 pm to
Have mercy...
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted by LuckyTiger
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Posted on 8/14/26 at 4:17 pm to
Ahhhh good plan!
Posted by DeBoar
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Posted on 8/14/26 at 4:17 pm to
This is where people “who voted for him 3x” get mad over his words
Posted by PUB
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Posted on 8/14/26 at 4:17 pm to
Dude is becoming mentally deranged and turning 80, he is closer to Biden dementia in the next 12-18 months.
Posted by idlewatcher
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Posted on 8/14/26 at 4:18 pm to
Lawdy lawdy
Posted by BeeFense5
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Posted on 8/14/26 at 4:19 pm to
The boomer crowd is the only crowd that buys into this type of shite
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Posted on 8/14/26 at 4:19 pm to
DeBoar already in here with his bucket filling it up lol
Posted by theballguy
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Posted on 8/14/26 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

’ll be declaring the Hormuz Strait a territory of the United States


Bookmarking

I'll believe it when it happens.
Posted by Bunk Moreland
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Posted on 8/14/26 at 4:22 pm to
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 8/14/26 at 4:23 pm to
I told you guys. Us Patriots will be sipping cocktails on the balconies of Trump Tower Hormuz while you Kamala voters are crying about too much winning back home.
This post was edited on 8/14/26 at 4:23 pm
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Posted on 8/14/26 at 4:23 pm to
Gonna rename it the Strait of Trump too.
Posted by Diego Ricardo
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Posted on 8/14/26 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

Victory is upon us!



Oh dear, he's retarded
Posted by BearCrocs
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Posted on 8/14/26 at 4:25 pm to
Thanks I guess?
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Posted by NawlinsTiger9
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Posted on 8/14/26 at 4:25 pm to
I guarantee you there are at least a handful of posters here who read your posts in this format and just think “Hell yeah” without an ounce of awareness
Posted by theballguy
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Posted on 8/14/26 at 4:26 pm to
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Gonna rename it the Strait of Trump too.



Or the Strait of America
Posted by MKP2004
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Posted on 8/14/26 at 4:27 pm to


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Fuzzy Dunlop

You're actually retarded.
This post was edited on 8/14/26 at 4:28 pm
Posted by CoachFranWasHere
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Posted on 8/14/26 at 4:28 pm to
So just like announcing that the US would take over Palestine, this permits Saudi and other like minded Gulf States to announce that it's not necessary. Instead, they will all step up and take over management of the Strait.

And no one bat an eye at the autonomy they gain.
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