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The Atlantic Exclusive: FBI Dir. Kash Patel has distributed Ka$h branded Bourbon to Staff

Posted on 5/7/26 at 2:37 pm
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
167228 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 2:37 pm
Am I allowed to say The Atlantic supposedly getting scoop from Kash Patel's orbit Is a joke... And if this bottle is real it's kinda weird?
Posted by bbvdd
Memphis, TN
Member since Jun 2009
28649 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 2:38 pm to
“Unnamed sources”
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95621 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 2:38 pm to
Imagine taking The Atlantic seriously in any way, at any moment in history...

Just imagine that...
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
39897 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 2:38 pm to
The Atlantic still upholding its reputation as scented toilet paper
Posted by MintBerry Crunch
Member since Nov 2010
5964 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 2:40 pm to
Classic government grift.

Hey FBI, I want to get some people some gifts. Mind if I use some of the dollars appropriated to do so?

Go ahead.

Ka$h buys his own bottles of liquor.
Posted by Mushroom1968
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2023
6258 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 2:40 pm to
Kash giving people bourbon as a gift is worse than 9/11.
Posted by AGGIES
Member since Jul 2021
12296 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 2:40 pm to
The bottles either exist or they don’t.
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
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Posted on 5/7/26 at 2:41 pm to
quote:

Kash giving people bourbon as a gift is worse than 9/11.



The horror.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
167228 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 2:42 pm to
People in his orbit... Three people familiar with the matter



Has The Atlantic ever done a weird hit piece like this About a Democrat they like?
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
167228 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 2:43 pm to
And Pearl Harbor
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
89741 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 2:44 pm to
I would prefer that over a gift card.
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
39897 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

Kash giving people bourbon as a gift is worse than 9/11.

When my Grandfather passed away, I was rooting around in his closet, and found the back wall lined with bourbon and whiskey bottles given to him over the years. It was a common gentleman's gift for decades.
Posted by SPEEDY
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Member since Dec 2003
88181 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 2:49 pm to
They got him now
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
85591 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 2:49 pm to
And Kash is nothing if not a gentleman.
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
47570 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 2:50 pm to
OH NO!!!!!!!
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25832 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

Ka$h buys his own bottles of liquor.


You can see the Woodford Reserve logo on the top label.

This is just one of those things where you pay extra and they'll customize the bottle, often for corporate gifting.

Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
24309 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 2:51 pm to
Damn and it’s just Woodford Reserve, at least he could have given out Double Oaked.
Posted by Sweep Da Leg
Member since Sep 2013
3551 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 2:51 pm to
Best boss ever!
Posted by AGGIES
Member since Jul 2021
12296 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 2:52 pm to
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The horror.


I’d expect WhiskeyThrottle to think that. Just kidding.

I couldn’t care less either.

But it’s pretty ironic/funny that Kash is branding Whiskey. With stickers!!
This post was edited on 5/7/26 at 2:53 pm
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
35916 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 2:59 pm to
I mean, it's a $35 bottle of Woodford that he had someone laser etch a logo on the back of. That's probably a $37 per bottle cost, all in. It's not like he spent $30k on a barrel and did the whole selection process for it.
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