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Stern Picks Bradley Cooper for VP: ‘He’ll Bring in the Female Vote Like You Can’t Believe’


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Howard Stern announced earlier this week a potential run for president in 2024, and it didn’t take long for the Sirius XM radio host to find the perfect running mate. Stern’s vice president pick is none other than Bradley Cooper. The host claimed on his eponymous radio show that he had texted with Cooper about being his vice president and that Cooper agreed, although the Oscar nominee’s camp has yet to confirm (via Entertainment Weekly).

“Early this morning I was texting back-and-forth with someone I was interested in potentially being my vice president when I run,” Cooper said. “This person texted me and said, ‘I want to congratulate you and you have my vote.’ Very lovely conversation. And I said, ‘How would you feel about being my vice president?’ And you know what he said? ‘Done. Done. Done.’ In other words, ‘I’m in.'”

Stern continued, “It’s exciting. I’ll tell you how great this vice presidential pick is. He said to me, ‘I’m in, but you know, I’m another white male.’ And I said, ‘I appreciate you saying that, but I believe you’ll be such an asset to the ticket, that I think people will understand…’ This guy is gonna bring in the female vote like you wouldn’t believe. My vice president: Bradley Cooper. I know, it sends chills up your spine…. I told him I’m announcing it today.”

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Ancient Astronaut
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Howard Stern looks creepy


Henry Jones Jr
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Ironically, that sounds like something Trump would say. Guess Howard doesn’t hate him so much after all


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OchoDedos
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Cooper is gonna stand behind Stern and yell bababooey every 5 seconds


Sput
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Howard Stern looks creepy


Looks like the love child of Greg Brady and the Grim Reaper


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dgnx6
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This guy is gonna bring in the female vote like you wouldn’t believe.


In todays world you lose your job for something like this.


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xxTIMMYxx
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Drop SiriusXM. You don’t need it


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tgerb8
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there is a huge bright side to having an administration lead by Biden/Harris . I've said it before. but you could get the two dumbest, most unqualified people in this country and have them run for prez/VP and it wouldn't be any worse. id vote for a ticket of Kimbo Slice and Martha Stewart over Biden/Harris.


CHSTigersFan
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Well if Biden can run from his basement I guess ole Covid freak Howard can as well. What a bafoon….


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Plx1776
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Because women are so dumb that they vote with their pussies. Brilliant! Woke Stern isn't being sexist at all.


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Spawn
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And then in the 2nd month....



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McChowder
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Like Don Imus' cowboy hat, that wig looks really silly on his head. He's turned into the very thing he hated most. A Don Imus radio clown.


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Marquesa
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He's just spouting off for publicity. He's an irrelevant person and should be treated as such.


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AUHighPlainsDrifter
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I've said it before. but you could get the two dumbest, most unqualified people in this country and have them run for prez/VP and it wouldn't be any worse. id vote for a ticket of Kimbo Slice and Martha Stewart over Biden/Harris.


Well yeah. Martha is smarter than all three of the others you named, combined.


NashvilleTider
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I hope he runs - will split the DNC vote.


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Nosevens
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Looks ? He is


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Pvt Hudson
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Stern has no idea that the people that like him think he’s a clown - and the majority of people do not like him at all.


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Rex Feral
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That guy gives shitheads a bad name


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OMLandshark
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He’s in for a rude awakening. May I remind Howard that this photo exists, which is way more racist than anything Trump has been accused of:



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WhiskeyThrottle
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These hollywood celebrities are about tone deaf as they come. They would get fewer votes than any other candidate in the history of presidential elections.

I don't believe Stern is serious about running in the end anyways. He's just doing it for content for his radio show.


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