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Stern Picks Bradley Cooper for VP: ‘He’ll Bring in the Female Vote Like You Can’t Believe’

Posted on 6/30/22 at 2:11 pm
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 2:11 pm

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Howard Stern announced earlier this week a potential run for president in 2024, and it didn’t take long for the Sirius XM radio host to find the perfect running mate. Stern’s vice president pick is none other than Bradley Cooper. The host claimed on his eponymous radio show that he had texted with Cooper about being his vice president and that Cooper agreed, although the Oscar nominee’s camp has yet to confirm (via Entertainment Weekly).

“Early this morning I was texting back-and-forth with someone I was interested in potentially being my vice president when I run,” Cooper said. “This person texted me and said, ‘I want to congratulate you and you have my vote.’ Very lovely conversation. And I said, ‘How would you feel about being my vice president?’ And you know what he said? ‘Done. Done. Done.’ In other words, ‘I’m in.'”

Stern continued, “It’s exciting. I’ll tell you how great this vice presidential pick is. He said to me, ‘I’m in, but you know, I’m another white male.’ And I said, ‘I appreciate you saying that, but I believe you’ll be such an asset to the ticket, that I think people will understand…’ This guy is gonna bring in the female vote like you wouldn’t believe. My vice president: Bradley Cooper. I know, it sends chills up your spine…. I told him I’m announcing it today.”

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Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
33109 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 2:12 pm to
Howard Stern looks creepy
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68513 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 2:12 pm to
Ironically, that sounds like something Trump would say. Guess Howard doesn’t hate him so much after all
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
34111 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 2:13 pm to
Cooper is gonna stand behind Stern and yell bababooey every 5 seconds
Posted by Sput
Member since Mar 2020
7946 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 2:17 pm to
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Howard Stern looks creepy


Looks like the love child of Greg Brady and the Grim Reaper
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68689 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 2:19 pm to
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This guy is gonna bring in the female vote like you wouldn’t believe.


In todays world you lose your job for something like this.
Posted by xxTIMMYxx
Member since Aug 2019
17562 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 2:20 pm to
Drop SiriusXM. You don’t need it
Posted by tgerb8
Huntsvegas
Member since Aug 2007
5995 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 2:21 pm to
there is a huge bright side to having an administration lead by Biden/Harris . I've said it before. but you could get the two dumbest, most unqualified people in this country and have them run for prez/VP and it wouldn't be any worse. id vote for a ticket of Kimbo Slice and Martha Stewart over Biden/Harris.
Posted by CHSTigersFan
Charleston, Arkansas
Member since Jan 2005
2738 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 2:22 pm to
Well if Biden can run from his basement I guess ole Covid freak Howard can as well. What a bafoon….
Posted by Plx1776
Member since Oct 2017
16239 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 2:22 pm to
Because women are so dumb that they vote with their pussies. Brilliant! Woke Stern isn't being sexist at all.
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
7050 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 2:24 pm to
And then in the 2nd month....

Posted by McChowder
Hammond
Member since Dec 2006
5236 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 2:26 pm to
Like Don Imus' cowboy hat, that wig looks really silly on his head. He's turned into the very thing he hated most. A Don Imus radio clown.
Posted by Marquesa
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2020
1533 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 2:26 pm to
He's just spouting off for publicity. He's an irrelevant person and should be treated as such.
Posted by AUHighPlainsDrifter
South Carolina
Member since Sep 2017
3095 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 2:27 pm to
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I've said it before. but you could get the two dumbest, most unqualified people in this country and have them run for prez/VP and it wouldn't be any worse. id vote for a ticket of Kimbo Slice and Martha Stewart over Biden/Harris.


Well yeah. Martha is smarter than all three of the others you named, combined.
Posted by NashvilleTider
Your Mom
Member since Jan 2007
11377 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 2:28 pm to
I hope he runs - will split the DNC vote.
Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
10330 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 2:28 pm to
Looks ? He is
Posted by Pvt Hudson
Member since Jan 2013
3567 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 2:28 pm to
Stern has no idea that the people that like him think he’s a clown - and the majority of people do not like him at all.
Posted by Rex Feral
Athens
Member since Jan 2014
11351 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 2:29 pm to
That guy gives shitheads a bad name
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108557 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 2:29 pm to
He’s in for a rude awakening. May I remind Howard that this photo exists, which is way more racist than anything Trump has been accused of:

Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
5322 posts
Posted on 6/30/22 at 2:53 pm to
These hollywood celebrities are about tone deaf as they come. They would get fewer votes than any other candidate in the history of presidential elections.

I don't believe Stern is serious about running in the end anyways. He's just doing it for content for his radio show.
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