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re: Secret Service Agent arrested for yanking his crank in hotel hallway in Miami

Posted on 5/5/26 at 11:33 am to
Posted by Othello
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 11:33 am to
As the actress said to the Bishop, 'I'll see you at the bottom.'
Posted by TulsaSooner78
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 11:54 am to
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Secret Service Agent arrested for yanking his crank in hotel hallway in Miami


Why? Why there?
Posted by Bass Tiger
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 12:07 pm to
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samson73103
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Posted on 5/4/26 at 12:35 pm to Geekboy
I'll admit I've sent pics of myself masturbating to women. Of course, they were women I had an intimate relationship with and also, I'm not a U.S. Congressman.



That's samson73103


Yeah, this ^^^^ is one of those moments in a man's life they wish they could turn back the hands of time.
Posted by nealnan8
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 12:11 pm to
He wasn't secretly servicing.
Posted by Ag Zwin
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 12:14 pm to
Posted by BhamTigah
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 12:14 pm to
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Judging by that mugshot, looks like he just finished up.


He's at least hitting the vinegar strokes.
Posted by prouddawg
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 12:16 pm to
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arrested for yanking his crank


Posted by ChestRockwell
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 12:33 pm to
From that mug shot, looks like he just blew his load
Posted by TBubba
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 12:59 pm to
Hammering’ Hank
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 1:16 pm to
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love alliteration.


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She fast flicked her bean
She rocked her man in the boat
Need more such phrases...
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 1:19 pm to
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Need more such phrases...


Nm... I rethought my phrase, it was too dirty, lol.
This post was edited on 5/5/26 at 1:33 pm
Posted by ArHog
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 2:45 pm to
Gutfield gonna drag this weirdo


Posted by tigerlion
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 3:34 pm to
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in Miami


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Why? Why there?


More likely there than in Mormon Utah. Women in Miami do not own clothing.
Posted by TigerMyth36
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 4:03 pm to
flogging the dolphin

Shaking hands with Abe Lincoln (from Letterman Top 10 List)

Posted by TulsaSooner78
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Posted on 5/5/26 at 4:37 pm to
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More likely there than in Mormon Utah. Women in Miami do not own clothing.


But why in the hallway? Why not find a bathroom stall?
Posted by AUJACK
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Posted on 5/6/26 at 1:51 am to
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samson73103
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Posted on 5/4/26 at 12:35 pm to Geekboy
I'll admit I've sent pics of myself masturbating to women. Of course, they were women I had an intimate relationship with and also, I'm not a U.S. Congressman.



That's samson73103


Saw his post in the thread you are referencing. You called him out and rightfully so.

I'm not sure in what universe that is acceptable and then to admit it? SMDH.
This post was edited on 5/6/26 at 1:54 am
Posted by stelly1025
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Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:09 am to
Have any of you ever been in a hotel hallway and said hmm here is a good place to rub one out? Someone needs to get a grip on the SS and get these frickers in line.
Posted by moontigr
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Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:11 am to
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He's at least hitting the vinegar strokes


Never heard that one before. I spit out my Mello Yello
Posted by AUJACK
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Posted on 5/6/26 at 4:36 am to
There are certain shapes of heads and eyes that are a tell of who is a crazy or a criminal. His head is small and his eyes are close together. This man is a criminal. He is untrustworthy and a psychopath.

The problem with screening candidates for security clearances, security personnel, and people of trust that should be weeded out is that people tasked to do that job are not qualified to do so. The investigators are DEI hires or psychopaths themselves. The leadership and the people who hire buy into the process because they are looking to fill a spot. Once the prospect gets into the system it's hard to get rid of the bad people. A lot of laziness and apathy within the system.


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Posted by Rza32
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Posted on 5/6/26 at 5:47 am to
So what did he do wrong?
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