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re: Secret Service Agent arrested for yanking his crank in hotel hallway in Miami
Posted on 5/5/26 at 11:33 am to SallysHuman
Posted on 5/5/26 at 11:33 am to SallysHuman
As the actress said to the Bishop, 'I'll see you at the bottom.'
Posted on 5/5/26 at 11:54 am to Covingtontiger77
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Secret Service Agent arrested for yanking his crank in hotel hallway in Miami
Why? Why there?
Posted on 5/5/26 at 12:07 pm to wartiger2004
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Posted on 5/4/26 at 12:35 pm to Geekboy
I'll admit I've sent pics of myself masturbating to women. Of course, they were women I had an intimate relationship with and also, I'm not a U.S. Congressman.
That's samson73103
Yeah, this ^^^^ is one of those moments in a man's life they wish they could turn back the hands of time.
Posted on 5/5/26 at 12:11 pm to Covingtontiger77
He wasn't secretly servicing.
Posted on 5/5/26 at 12:14 pm to Rex Feral
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Judging by that mugshot, looks like he just finished up.
He's at least hitting the vinegar strokes.
Posted on 5/5/26 at 12:16 pm to Covingtontiger77
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arrested for yanking his crank

Posted on 5/5/26 at 12:33 pm to Covingtontiger77
From that mug shot, looks like he just blew his load
Posted on 5/5/26 at 1:16 pm to SallysHuman
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love alliteration.
Haiku can be fun
She fast flicked her bean
She rocked her man in the boat
Need more such phrases...
Posted on 5/5/26 at 1:19 pm to LCA131
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Need more such phrases...
Nm... I rethought my phrase, it was too dirty, lol.
This post was edited on 5/5/26 at 1:33 pm
Posted on 5/5/26 at 2:45 pm to Covingtontiger77
Gutfield gonna drag this weirdo

Posted on 5/5/26 at 3:34 pm to TulsaSooner78
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in Miami
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Why? Why there?
More likely there than in Mormon Utah. Women in Miami do not own clothing.
Posted on 5/5/26 at 4:03 pm to SallysHuman
flogging the dolphin
Shaking hands with Abe Lincoln (from Letterman Top 10 List)
Shaking hands with Abe Lincoln (from Letterman Top 10 List)
Posted on 5/5/26 at 4:37 pm to tigerlion
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More likely there than in Mormon Utah. Women in Miami do not own clothing.
But why in the hallway? Why not find a bathroom stall?
Posted on 5/6/26 at 1:51 am to wartiger2004
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Posted on 5/4/26 at 12:35 pm to Geekboy
I'll admit I've sent pics of myself masturbating to women. Of course, they were women I had an intimate relationship with and also, I'm not a U.S. Congressman.
That's samson73103
Saw his post in the thread you are referencing. You called him out and rightfully so.
I'm not sure in what universe that is acceptable and then to admit it? SMDH.
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Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:09 am to Covingtontiger77
Have any of you ever been in a hotel hallway and said hmm here is a good place to rub one out? Someone needs to get a grip on the SS and get these frickers in line.
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:11 am to BhamTigah
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He's at least hitting the vinegar strokes
Never heard that one before. I spit out my Mello Yello
Posted on 5/6/26 at 4:36 am to Covingtontiger77
There are certain shapes of heads and eyes that are a tell of who is a crazy or a criminal. His head is small and his eyes are close together. This man is a criminal. He is untrustworthy and a psychopath.
The problem with screening candidates for security clearances, security personnel, and people of trust that should be weeded out is that people tasked to do that job are not qualified to do so. The investigators are DEI hires or psychopaths themselves. The leadership and the people who hire buy into the process because they are looking to fill a spot. Once the prospect gets into the system it's hard to get rid of the bad people. A lot of laziness and apathy within the system.
The problem with screening candidates for security clearances, security personnel, and people of trust that should be weeded out is that people tasked to do that job are not qualified to do so. The investigators are DEI hires or psychopaths themselves. The leadership and the people who hire buy into the process because they are looking to fill a spot. Once the prospect gets into the system it's hard to get rid of the bad people. A lot of laziness and apathy within the system.
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So what did he do wrong?
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