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Secret Service Agent arrested for yanking his crank in hotel hallway in Miami

Posted on 5/5/26 at 8:41 am
Posted by Covingtontiger77
Member since Dec 2015
12231 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 8:41 am
The best and brightest guarding our President.


Posted by wackatimesthree
Member since Oct 2019
14567 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 8:42 am to
I knew a girl named Nikki I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine
Posted by hogcard1964
Alabama
Member since Jan 2017
21120 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 8:44 am to
In that photo he looks as if he is in fact in the act of sherkin' his gurkin.
Posted by Rex Feral
Somewhere near Athens
Member since Jan 2014
16976 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 8:45 am to
Judging by that mugshot, looks like he just finished up.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
24262 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 8:46 am to
Pulling his pud

Bashing his bishop

Choking his chicken

I love alliteration.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34485 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 8:46 am to
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allegedly
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34485 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 8:46 am to
Boxing Oscar
Posted by TheBeezer
Texas
Member since Apr 2013
2317 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 8:53 am to
Hope he had better aim than what those other agents had at that WHCD the other night.
Posted by habz007
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2007
5011 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 8:54 am to
Reassign him to Obama
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
26495 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 8:59 am to
I thought this was America?
Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
20112 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 9:06 am to
But anal between to guys in HOR is okay right
Posted by seedmonster77
Member since Feb 2025
273 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 9:40 am to
Just a thought but you are in a hotel...maybe get a room?
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
104910 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 9:46 am to


Special Ed got hired with USSS?
Posted by RelicBatches86
Florida
Member since Nov 2024
1686 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 9:53 am to
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Spillman was said to be off-duty at the time of his arrest.


all clear
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
78902 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 9:57 am to
At this point, it's apparent that the whole purpose for the Secret Service is to have minimally-trained personnel in place surrounding the President if and when the powers that be need to "get to him", should POTUS step out of line.

Lincoln, McKinley, Teddy Roosevelt (attempt), Kennedy, Reagan (attempt) & Trump (multiple attempts) have all been problematic to the status quo that churns along behind the scenes in the Beltway and elsewhere.
Posted by wartiger2004
9X National Champions WDE RIP CK
Member since Aug 2011
20228 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 10:55 am to
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samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 5/4/26 at 12:35 pm to Geekboy
I'll admit I've sent pics of myself masturbating to women. Of course, they were women I had an intimate relationship with and also, I'm not a U.S. Congressman.


That's samson73103
Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
27173 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 10:59 am to
Whipping skippy.
Posted by Underwood
Member since Dec 2022
1726 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 11:00 am to


Never get to use this .gif
Posted by Morpheus
In your Dreams
Member since Apr 2022
7735 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 11:20 am to
When duty calls
Posted by SidetrackSilvera
Member since Nov 2012
2874 posts
Posted on 5/5/26 at 11:30 am to
Need pics of hallway.
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