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re: Matt Damon canceled by woke daughter!

Posted on 8/3/21 at 8:47 am to
Posted by Metaloctopus
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2018
6907 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 8:47 am to
So a grown man let his daughter lecture him, then he tells everyone because, for some reason, he's proud that he let his daughter dictate to him... And then he is magically determined to be a racist.

We're at a point where anything as simple as a fart could get you cancelled. Regressives can escalate anything in a matter of moments.

Posted by indianswim
Plano, TX
Member since Jan 2010
22092 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 8:49 am to
LINK

Louis CK tackled this one over a decade ago. He only got cancelled for wanking it while on the phone with girls.
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Charlie Kirk's America
Member since Nov 2007
15005 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 8:53 am to
In Orwell's 1984 people were afraid their children would turn them in. Very prophetic.
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
6477 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 8:54 am to


Posted by BurntOrangeMan
Dallas TX
Member since May 2021
5628 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 8:55 am to
Someone that wicked smart should know better
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22271 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 9:01 am to
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For a bit there I was wondering if the "f-slur" to those people was "freedom".


"FLAG" is also very close and obviously makes references to how the American flag used to be fashioned into whips and nooses by white men to use when lynching gay slaves. I know I'm just rehashing history here but we often forget how homosexuality made it to the USA and how the back door rail road never gets the attention that it deserves.
Posted by BeNotDeceivedGal6_7
Member since May 2019
7439 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 9:09 am to
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So a grown man let his daughter lecture him


She didn't even lecture him, she wrote him an essay.

Posted by FATBOY TIGER
Valhalla
Member since Jan 2016
13122 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 9:14 am to
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His daughter sounds like a huge annoying bitch.


Just like her dad.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65281 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 9:18 am to
bullshite. This is part of the promotional campaign for his new movie. They even make sure to mention it in the first paragraph.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24233 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 9:19 am to
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She didn't even lecture him, she wrote him an essay.

It was a "beautiful treatise"

Who the frick talks like that?
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
8980 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 9:21 am to
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His daughter sounds like a huge annoying bitch.


So she ran to her room in the air conditioned mansion, jumped on her giant bed with silk sheets and tweeted how oppressed she is in the USA.
Posted by jbird7
Central FL
Member since Jul 2020
5606 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 9:21 am to
Hardly anyone says fig in a derogatory way towards gays. Whenever I use it it’s more of like calling someone a douche. The South Park Harley riders episode sums this up perfectly. The meaning should be changed as to avoid further misinterpretation.
Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
21137 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 9:22 am to
But **** is the greatest descriptive term in use. It literally means a bundle of sticks. It perfectly describes the imaged sexual preference of a gay man.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25913 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 9:36 am to
Kids snitching on and denouncing parents is going to be a common theme in the coming Cultural Revolution.
Posted by blafayette
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
734 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 9:40 am to
He should have kicked her out of the house and turned off her credit cards.


My roof, my rules.

Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 9:45 am to
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“So Matt Damon just figured out “months ago”, by way of a “treatise” from a child, that he’s not supposed to say the word f*ggot,” he tweeted. “Months ago… Months ago.”


Louis CK on Fagggot, Cuunt, and Niggger... Obviously NSFW, but funny and I miss that.

LINK
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 9:48 am to
Do not be deceived. God is not mocked. Whatsoever one sows, that shall he also reap. Sow a bitch daughter, reap a bitch daughter.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
59183 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 10:14 am to
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Damon said that his use of the word brought a rebuke from his daughter. “I made a joke, months ago, and got a treatise from my daughter. She left the table. I said, ‘Come on, that’s a joke! I say it in the movie Stuck on You!’ She went to her room and wrote a very long, beautiful treatise on how that word is dangerous. I said, ‘I retire the f-slur!’ I understood.”


Congrats on being your child's bitch, Matt Damon.



I wonder what sort of missive he would have received from her had he told her to not "be such a pussy".
Posted by omegaman66
greenwell springs
Member since Oct 2007
27153 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 10:19 am to
What the hell is f-slur?
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26696 posts
Posted on 8/3/21 at 10:31 am to
Sticks and stones may break my bones and words are even worse??? the pussification of America is almost complete
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