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Massie's scorned lover claims he has a 2nd phone he calls his "boner phone"
Posted on 5/18/26 at 2:52 pm
Posted on 5/18/26 at 2:52 pm
I am not a Massie guy, and I think this whole thing is trash, concocted by a scorned woman and amplified by loony Loomer, but if it is true, I find 'boner phone' quite hilarious coming from someone claiming to be so dignified
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Posted on 5/18/26 at 2:53 pm to stout
quote:Well who doesn't???
has a 2nd phone he calls his "boner phone
Posted on 5/18/26 at 2:53 pm to stout
That looney bitch most definitely a "boner phone"
Posted on 5/18/26 at 2:54 pm to ArHog
This post was edited on 5/18/26 at 2:55 pm
Posted on 5/18/26 at 2:55 pm to stout
LOL!
If that's true, that is funny af. Would make me appreciate him a bit more. I'm sure he meant burner, tho?
If that's true, that is funny af. Would make me appreciate him a bit more. I'm sure he meant burner, tho?
Posted on 5/18/26 at 2:56 pm to stout
Normally, I don't give these election time claims any merit. However, Massie sure didn't mind smearing that names of innocent people with non-creditable, even false accusations. Time for Massie to play by his own rules. 
Posted on 5/18/26 at 2:56 pm to stout
His nickname for his own dick is pinecone. What a dweeb
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Posted on 5/18/26 at 2:57 pm to DeBoar
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His nickname for his own dick is pinecone
Maybe it's scaly and drops dry seeds
Posted on 5/18/26 at 2:58 pm to stout
I just like how he attacked the shite out of sexual deviants and he’s being exposed for being one. It’s always the loudest who point a finger and have four point back at them.
Posted on 5/18/26 at 2:59 pm to stout
Pinecone don't play...
Posted on 5/18/26 at 2:59 pm to stout
Boy he sounds devastated that his wife died
Posted on 5/18/26 at 2:59 pm to Gifman
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Boy he sounds devastated that his wife died
I still want to know more about the new pansexual wife and why he hasn’t mentioned her or ran any ads about her support.
Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:02 pm to stout
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boner phone
I'm starting to like this guy more and more.
But in all seriousness, this isn't news. They all frick everything, next.
Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:03 pm to JCdawg
I'll give him a thumbs up for apparently nailing Boebert.
Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:03 pm to JCdawg
He said he was different than everyone else in DC. He may be the biggest poon slayer
Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:03 pm to stout
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I am not a Massie guy, and I think this whole thing is trash, concocted by a scorned woman and amplified by loony Loomer,
I believe it.
Our government is pure trash.
Remember the Congressional page scandal?
These are sick people. All of them.
Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:04 pm to stout
I like Massie more than ever these days.
Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:06 pm to stout
Very on brand for Massie.
Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:06 pm to DeBoar
Loomer only showing blown up hard-to-see parts of screen shots doesn't really scream "take this at face value" to me
Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:08 pm to Centinel
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I'll give him a thumbs up for apparently nailing Boebert.
I don't think this is a difficult feat. I get the feeling she probably fricks bums under the overpass.
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