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re: Massie's scorned lover claims he has a 2nd phone he calls his "boner phone"

Posted on 5/18/26 at 5:03 pm to
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
98180 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 5:03 pm to
The cult is imploding

They are pretending to lol it off but everyone knows
Posted by NC_Tigah
Make Orwell Fiction Again
Member since Sep 2003
138978 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 5:06 pm to
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They are pretending to lol it off but everyone knows
Posted by KingOfTheWorld
South of heaven, west of hell
Member since Oct 2018
7726 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 5:15 pm to
A DC congressman fvking around, having multiple affairs and marrying a new girl a few months after his wife dies? I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 5/18/26 at 5:18 pm to
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he has a 2nd phone he calls his "boner phone"

This would make me more likely to vote for him.
Posted by Neutral Underground
Member since Mar 2024
3384 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 5:19 pm to
That's actually pretty funny. He still needs to go though.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65476 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 5:22 pm to
Yeah, I'm sure this is all totally legit, the day before the primary.

Oh, Loomer again? That certifies it to be true.
Posted by Flats
Member since Jul 2019
28172 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 5:23 pm to
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Yeah, I'm sure this is all totally legit, the day before the primary.



It's fascinating watching Trumpkins question someone else's fidelity and morality as if they care about such things.
Posted by hogcard1964
Alabama
Member since Jan 2017
19964 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 5:24 pm to
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That's actually pretty funny. He still needs to go though.


It is clever. ...but yeah, he's gotta go.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71203 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 5:26 pm to
It's fascinating watching people who can't even vote for Massie cry this hard about normal campaign politics. He's one of 435 yet somehow Louisiana clowns have a stake here.

I'd vote for him even with having a boner phone if I was in his district and didn't think he was a phony attention whore.
Posted by scrooster
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Member since Jul 2012
43914 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 5:30 pm to
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EXCLUSIVE:

During my 2 hour exclusive interview with Cynthia West @Cyntaxed007, she explained in greater detail the sexual things @RepThomasMassie asked her to do that she didn’t want to do.

She told me that when they would have sex, Massie asked her to tell him dirty and pornographic stories that included fake scenarios about him meeting up with other married couples and girls as young as 19 and 20 years old. Cynthia recalls telling him the young woman he wanted her to tell made up sexual stories about was in similar age to his daughter, and she declined and refused to indulge his sexual demands because Cynthia felt it was demeaning, gross and inappropriate.

She recounted one instance where Massie told her they were even going to “meet up” with the couple he demanded that she sexualize in stories while they were intimate.

I asked her if she was suggesting Massie was asking her to engage in swinger meet ups, and she said yes.

This is all on video and I’m releasing it today.

Cynthia told me when she told Massie “NO”, and said she didn’t want to meet up with swingers who he said did cocaine, he became angry and told her, “you are selfish for not satisfying my needs.”


The full 2 hour long interview will be released today.

I am posting the full interview and clips.

Cynthia gave me the photo below from her time dating Congressman Massie.
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Posted by Flats
Member since Jul 2019
28172 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 5:35 pm to
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attention whore.


That's another thing that Trumpkins can't claim to have a problem with.

I get being pissed at Massie if Trump is your political world, but why pretend that it's because he screwed someone or didn't wait long enough after his wife died or he's an attention whore? If none of that stuff bothers you with Trump then that's not the real issue you have with him.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71203 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 5:37 pm to
He's a rep from Kentucky who can't get off the camera or media circuit. If you don't recognize he is one of the biggest attention whores in congress you're very clearly in the tank for a guy who doesn't even pretend to serve you.


Tell me your empassioned thoughts on the Texas 13th district's rep.
This post was edited on 5/18/26 at 5:40 pm
Posted by Flats
Member since Jul 2019
28172 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 5:40 pm to
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who can't get off the camera or media circuit.


But that doesn't bother you with Trump, so what's the real issue you have with Massie?
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71203 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 5:42 pm to
The fact that you are comparing the President to your very special 1 of 435 solidifies my point. What an absurd comp. Even if you lived in gis district.
Posted by Flats
Member since Jul 2019
28172 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 5:47 pm to
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The fact that you are comparing the President to your very special 1 of 435 solidifies my point.


I'm comparing actions and character traits. You keep complaining about things Massie has done but Trump does the same things and has for years, so the actions clearly aren't your real problem with Massie. I don't care for Massie's descent into teenage girl drama on X and have said so here, and I don't care for that stuff no matter who the politician is.

At least one person here has admitted that they like it when Trump talks shite on X and they don't like it if someone does it back to him. That's weird as hell but at least it's honest.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71203 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 5:52 pm to
You're missing the point. I can't tell if it's on purpose or not, but I can't continue talking to either a stupid person or a dishonest person.

I'll end with this, I don't care about Massie even a little outside of discussion on this board or when he galavants on TV to suck his own dick while explaining why he's holding up something I voted for. He should be a nobody like the other 420ish reps that don't love attention first like Massie, the Jihad Crew, etc. His hick facade and scumbag undercarriage doesn't interest me and his policies simply cannot impact any vote of mine.

Posted by Flats
Member since Jul 2019
28172 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 6:03 pm to
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You're missing the point.


I think your point is the same as the other poster's I referenced. You like it when Trump does it and you don't when other people do it. Superhero NFT trading cards isn't enough attention whoring to bother you but speaking up on X is because only Trump can do that. Fair enough.

I don't care about Massie other than as someone who tries to keep us from fiscal insanity. I'll take those votes wherever they come from.
Posted by RCDfan1950
United States
Member since Feb 2007
39697 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 6:09 pm to
That sounds very original and independent minded from a straight shooter. I like it. Great sense of humor. He’s still a loose cannon and given what is coming this November we can’t risk it. He’s gone.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71203 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 6:13 pm to
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You like it when Trump does it


It just makes more obvious sense when the leader of the free world does it, when compared to the guy representing a sliver of a fly over state.

Apparently that concept soars over your head?

What's funny is nobody knows who the frick the guy beating Massie is yet somehow it's critical to keep that spot for the guy whose biggest contribution to America was getting elected a few times and banging slutty colleagues.
This post was edited on 5/18/26 at 6:16 pm
Posted by Flats
Member since Jul 2019
28172 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 6:16 pm to
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It just makes more obvious sense when the leader of the free world does it,


No, it really doesn't. Attention whoring is attention whoring, cheating on your wife is cheating on your wife.

But I have you down for "That's DifferenT".

This post was edited on 5/18/26 at 6:17 pm
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