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Registered on:12/3/2006
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I'm really surprised it's taking this long.
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Pyburn was the prize.
I can't be the only one that doesn't think Pyburn is a prize.
He absolutely touched the sand. On his last waggle or whatever you want to call it, before he hits the ball, you can see the sand change behind the ball, there's a new flat spot, about the size of a quarter, it's clear as day to me. Does it matter? I don't think so.

Not sure why anyone would downvote this, it's clear as day. I don't think it was intentional, and it didn't matter.
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Are you saying it isn’t going to LIV?

I chuckled.
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Imagine losing your head coach before the playoffs because he’d rather coach your Big Brother

re: Caption this photo.

Posted by coolpapaboze on 8/31/26 at 6:32 am to
"Hi Mr Cruise, I was sent over from Central Casting, I was told you needed a Uber Douche to stand in the background.

Seriously, wardrobe outdid themselves with the douche uniform.

Black wifebeater: check
Rolex: check
Bracelets: check
Jorts: check
Untied shoes: check
Reverse lid: check

I'm assuming there's a Mustang/Camaro/Charger right outside the frame.

:lol:
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Ian Fleming

Dude was a boss.

re: Right on queue.

Posted by coolpapaboze on 8/30/26 at 4:51 pm to
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Florida canceled their game.

:lol:

re: Who Wants To Go On Record?

Posted by coolpapaboze on 8/30/26 at 2:23 pm to
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I’ll go on record as saying your post history is a sad journey through the mind of a broken person. I really hope there are no children in your life who rely on you.
:lol:
Miles had a lot of issues, but he had a solid record against ranked teams, something like a .650 winning percentage against teams ranked at the time of the game. Can't find a stat for teams ranked at seasons end. Regardless, there are reasons to fault Miles, but preparing his team to play tough opponents is something he actually did pretty consistently.

re: Congratulations to Brian Kelly

Posted by coolpapaboze on 8/29/26 at 7:04 pm to
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Over/under on number of margaritas he pounds this season

I am impressed with these cholitas continuously going right back into the fray after being removed by the ICE agents. I guess you just have to taze/knock one completely unconscious before the rest get the message.
Agassi and Sampras had enough body hair between the two of them to make a Gossamer.

I was tempted to say Jackson because he was a dueling bad arse, but he weighed like 130 lbs so I’m not sure he’s the one you want in a bar fight.

re: Private chef for a night

Posted by coolpapaboze on 8/26/26 at 1:06 pm to
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So much for the lost art of hosting a party.

I kind of agree.

Hosting a dinner party for friends, going through all the prep, cooking multiple dishes, and enjoying everything, is one of the more satisfying (and exhausting) experiences one can have. Few things more rewarding than feeding people you care about with food you made.
It seems very unlikely that Alberta will separate from Canada. There are multiple hurdles to clear and they get progressively more difficult, including, I believe, a constitutional amendment.
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Sounds like the MLB players who didn't want to play with Jackie Robinson.

Yes, it's exactly like that. :lol:
Did he say 'Ask your mom'? Because that's what he should have said.