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re: Massie's scorned lover claims he has a 2nd phone he calls his "boner phone"

Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:10 pm to
Posted by prouddawg
Member since Sep 2024
9180 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:10 pm to
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He said he was different than everyone else in DC. He may be the biggest poon slayer


This post was edited on 5/18/26 at 7:21 pm
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46037 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:10 pm to
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I don't think this is a difficult feat. I get the feeling she probably fricks bums under the overpass.


Maybe, but she hasn't fricked any of us here now has she?
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
11947 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:10 pm to
I imagine the only thing that makes that the case is proximity.
Posted by RohanGonzales
Pronoun: Whatever
Member since Apr 2024
10685 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:11 pm to
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I believe it.

Our government is pure trash.

Remember the Congressional page scandal?

These are sick people. All of them.


You are probably a decent guy.

Would YOU run for Congress?

Well, there you go. I wouldn't either but laughing at them while they wreck us is the only consolation we get. He sounds more dork than dangerous.
Posted by DeBoar
Cullman, AL
Member since Jan 2024
1745 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:13 pm to
Most normal people don’t have connections to rich people. Thats why AIPAC is dumb because everyone is bought by someone. No one is pure. Humans are animals and very sexual in nature.
Posted by PraiseBCS
Member since Nov 2018
45 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:13 pm to
Not a Massie fan, myself, but Boner Phone is pretty good. Respect.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
70500 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:13 pm to
I don’t see what the big deal is. Sounds like an inside joke about a security pat down at the airport.

Why should I care about this?

Why should I care if a widow has consensual sex with an adult?

Like literally, what bearing does any of this have on legislation?
Posted by DeBoar
Cullman, AL
Member since Jan 2024
1745 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:14 pm to
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I don’t see what the big deal is. Sounds like an inside joke about a security pat down at the airport. Why should I care about this?


You may not care but his district is very rural and a lot of actual god loving conservatives. This isn’t behavior they want.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182428 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:15 pm to
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Why should I care about this?


Who said you had to?

Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71162 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:17 pm to
I'm worried about the condition of his penis if it garnered the dickname "pinecone."
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
11947 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:18 pm to
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Like literally, what bearing does any of this have on legislation?


On what legislation? The legislation he co-sponsors with Democrats? Or the pie in the sky idealist bills he introduces that don't have a snowballs chance in hell of going anywhere at all so he can pretend to be a "principled" conservative?
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
60933 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:19 pm to
Yall do realize how easy this is to fake even without AI right?

Just have a text message sent to a phone spoofed with that number and screen cap the conversation?

I’m not saying it IS fake, but I know everyone would be saying the same exact thing I just did if these were text messages from Donald Trump.
This post was edited on 5/18/26 at 3:20 pm
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
70500 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:19 pm to
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Who said you had to?


It’s being framed as some sort of career ending sex scandal. It’d be one thing if this guy was a pro-life family values conservative who was cheating on his wife and paid the underage mistress to have an abortion, but this looks like consensual sex between unmarried adults. Massey is a libertarian, and has never billed himself as a social conservative.

I just don’t see what the scandal is. Is it workplace? Taxpayer hush money? Was he wearing a diaper? Like, seriously, what is the abhorrent or illegal behavior that is supposed to be some big deal?
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182428 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:21 pm to
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who was cheating on his wife



I think there are allegations of that happening
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
70500 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:23 pm to
Now, if they prove he was cheating on his sick wife or that he, in any way, contributed to her death, you might have something. These texts so far don’t indicate that.
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
11947 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:23 pm to
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It’s being framed as some sort of career ending sex scandal.


Umm, it is.

Also, most conservatives aren't going to find it cool that the guy becomes emotionally abusive when 2 months after his wife dies he is demanding that his side piece hook up with swingers with him and starts berating her when she refuses. Demands handjobs to get off, as apparently he can't get off any other way. Tell his side piece "how dare you not meet my sexual needs" and shite like that.

Actual principled conservatives are going to find that appalling when it's happening less than 90 days after you have buried your wife.
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
5705 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:24 pm to
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I'm worried about the condition of his penis if it garnered the dickname "pinecone

Underrated post of the day
Posted by ArHog
Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2008
39484 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:24 pm to
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
11947 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:24 pm to
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I think there are allegations of that happening


He wouldn't need a second phone called the "boner phone" if he wasn't cheating on his wife.

He was fricking around on her right up til her death. With multiple women.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71162 posts
Posted on 5/18/26 at 3:27 pm to
It's campaign season. Acting like any sordid story about a running politician isn't going to be news is pretty naive.

Alabama elected a black Dem senator because the Republican dated a 17 year old while in his 20s like 60 years ago.
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