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re: Married with 2 kids and Realized she was a lesbian

Posted on 6/11/19 at 2:29 pm to
Posted by UAinSOUTHAL
Mobile,AL
Member since Dec 2012
5300 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 2:29 pm to
That article is 100% made up bullshite. It read like lesbo fan fiction. I guarantee that lady doesn't even exist and none of that happened.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
53277 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 2:31 pm to
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RBF?


Resting bitch face.
Posted by cwill
Member since Jan 2005
54755 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 2:33 pm to
Between you and the OP this is the anecdata thread of cultural destruction. "This story about this one lesbian" and "All the lesbians I know".
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 2:40 pm to
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I had just seen Kate McKinnon perform the song “Hallelujah” on SNL and discovered that she’s a lesbian.


That is the worst fricking moment in SNL history. If Norm, Belushi, Farley, or Murphy were still on the cast, they would have directly sabotaged that skit. Not only that, they had Dave Mother fricking Chapelle, the greatest sketch comedian of all time, as the host. The cold opening was obvious: Trump meets Obama in the Oval Office with Chapelle portraying Obama.

But instead they went with a god damn funeral for Hillary Clinton, the most loathsome politician in modern American history. Hey, SNL, you do know that half the country voted for Trump, right? Also SNL has no fricking right to complain since they let Trump host SNL during his campaign. Not only that, but Trump beating Hillary is objectively funny. She was such a loathsome bitch that she first lost the Presidency to a black guy named Barrack HUSSEIN Obama. Then she has to rig an election against a septucential socialist Jew that looked like he just escaped from Arkham, all to lose it to an orange pussy grabbing game show host. If you can’t make any humor out of that, I don’t know what to tell you.

And now back to the subject, this is what made her leave her husband and realize she was gay? Objectively the worst moment in SNL history made someone gay. That’s how bad that cold open was. SNL should still be just fricking embarrassed for that and should never be able to live that one down.
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
28538 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 2:48 pm to
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All of the lesbians I've worked with (about a dozen) all were married when they were young and then 'realized' they were lesbian around age 30.


We have a close family friend who is a lesbian in her 60s and she was married for about six years when she was in her early 20s. We’ve never met her ex husband.

Maybe you’re right.
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
10205 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 2:52 pm to
In the good ole days she would have been flogged and then told to get back in the kitchen...
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 2:56 pm to
You know what a gay horse's favorite food is?














































Posted by steadytiger
Member since Jan 2007
2756 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 3:04 pm to
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Married with 2 kids and Realized she was a lesbian


Oh yeah, like, I'm happily married with 2 beautiful kids, and began to realize I'd enjoy threesomes, and just having sex with multiple women. All I could think of is scoring poon with other women as often as i could. Yada, yada, yada. I would be one narcissistic S.O.B.
Posted by SoulGlo
Shinin' Through
Member since Dec 2011
17248 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 3:06 pm to
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realized' they were lesbian around age 30.


Women lose their minds at 29... Without fail.


On another note,
Does it count if wifey can pull OT10 tail? I rather enjoy it
This post was edited on 6/11/19 at 3:08 pm
Posted by SoulGlo
Shinin' Through
Member since Dec 2011
17248 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 3:11 pm to
The woman wants to get with other people, and knows she's an a-hole for doing it.... Unless she's a lesbian, then she doesn't have to feel as bad because it's not her fault.
Posted by Possumslayer
Pascagoula
Member since Jan 2018
6474 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 3:13 pm to
I bet daddy was proud
Posted by Lgrnwd
Member since Jan 2018
8735 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 3:16 pm to
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she didn’t fit the awful stereotype often depicted in the media


WTF? What media is she watching?
Posted by NC_Tigah
Make Orwell Fiction Again
Member since Sep 2003
138746 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 3:19 pm to
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So she Googled "Am I a lezbo?"?
Add another letter to LGBTQ . . . . it's now LGBTQI . . . . "I" for "idiot"
This post was edited on 6/11/19 at 3:20 pm
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
18502 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 3:23 pm to
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I constantly had to remind myself, “You get one life. This is your life and no one else’s.”


This is what pisses me off about people. No responsibility or personal accountability. She brought children into the world. Everything changes at that point. It is not just your life at that point.
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
8986 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 3:26 pm to
Good job Kate McKinna

(Sarcasm off)
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
37485 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 3:38 pm to
This is unbelievably selfish and mean. Destroy your family because all of a sudden after watching some broad sin Hallelujah on SNL you decide you like to trim the carpet. Yeah she gets happiness.....oh yes because if momma ain't satisfied, ain't no one satisfied.

This stooooopid broad who says prior to this moment she mentions she had a happy family and life. It's not so simple as she thinks. Divorce even among straight types devastates kids

But it's all about her happiness...right
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
20600 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:26 pm to
The person she really adores is herself. The disregard for those supposedly closest is proof.

Prediction: this will not be her last discovery of suddenly unmet needs.

When her new ‘perfect’ life begins to bore as the old ‘perfect’ life did, she’ll watch some other video, declare an epiphany and shed her skin again.

A woman unhappy with her success and comfort divorces her husband, goes on a trip, eats a nice meal, dabbles unseriously with Eastern spirituality, has an affair and declares it enlightenment. That’s Elizabeth Gilbert’s memoir “Eat, Pray, Love” from a decade ago. This best-selling book and Julia Roberts movie has been taken as a how-to guide when it’s a really a warning.
This post was edited on 6/11/19 at 4:27 pm
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
54755 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:28 pm to
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No such thing as “born with it”. It’s a lifestyle.


so you've never noticed howm gay guys are different physiologically from the normal straight men out there. They are absolutely "born that way", just like it's no accident that most elite female athletes are lesbians.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134141 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:29 pm to
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She's celebrated for this, because of the lesbian angle. "Yaasss girl!!! You do you"

But had she left her family for some dick, not so much.


That's a great point, actually.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
11103 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 4:30 pm to
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That is the worst fricking moment in SNL history. If Norm, Belushi, Farley, or Murphy were still on the cast, they would have directly sabotaged that skit. Not only that, they had Dave Mother fricking Chapelle, the greatest sketch comedian of all time, as the host. The cold opening was obvious: Trump meets Obama in the Oval Office with Chapelle portraying Obama.

But instead they went with a god damn funeral for Hillary Clinton, the most loathsome politician in modern American history. Hey, SNL, you do know that half the country voted for Trump, right? Also SNL has no fricking right to complain since they let Trump host SNL during his campaign. Not only that, but Trump beating Hillary is objectively funny. She was such a loathsome bitch that she first lost the Presidency to a black guy named Barrack HUSSEIN Obama. Then she has to rig an election against a septucential socialist Jew that looked like he just escaped from Arkham, all to lose it to an orange pussy grabbing game show host. If you can’t make any humor out of that, I don’t know what to tell you.

And now back to the subject, this is what made her leave her husband and realize she was gay? Objectively the worst moment in SNL history made someone gay. That’s how bad that cold open was. SNL should still be just fricking embarrassed for that and should never be able to live that one down.





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