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Married with 2 kids and Realized she was a lesbian

Posted on 6/11/19 at 1:15 pm
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
18096 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 1:15 pm
Gag me.

LINK

Its a woke CNN link, so I'll highlight it for you.

36 year old mother of 2, happily married, watches SNL and decides she's a lesbian.

quote:

But there I was, at 36 years old, realizing I didn’t know myself at all.

I had everything I thought made my life perfect. I was married to my best friend and we had two beautiful, healthy and hilarious children, with successful careers and a beautiful home.

My life would change forever after a simple Google search in November 2016. I had just seen Kate McKinnon perform the song “Hallelujah” on SNL and discovered that she’s a lesbian. That shocked me because she didn’t fit the awful stereotype often depicted in the media.

I quickly declared her my “new girl crush.” But it was more than that.

At that moment, I realized that I wanted a relationship with a woman like her — but I felt terrible for even having this thought, as someone who was faithfully married.

It was slowly becoming clear to me that I was not straight.


And the money quote -

quote:

I kept waiting for the moment where I would realize I was no longer gay so I could put a halt to everything. My family was being shattered and I couldn’t stop it. I constantly had to remind myself, “You get one life. This is your life and no one else’s.”


God help us. I wonder what her husband and two children really think.

Everything in contemporary American culture — media, consumerism, emerging religion, law, all of it — is designed to smash the traditional family and its natural support, traditional religion. You watch: this ultimate expression of liberalism is going to lead to the destruction of the liberal order.
This post was edited on 6/11/19 at 1:18 pm
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67493 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 1:17 pm to


So she Googled "Am I a lezbo?"?
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112517 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 1:17 pm to
This is not unusual with lesbians (as opposed to male gays). All of the lesbians I've worked with (about a dozen) all were married when they were young and then 'realized' they were lesbian around age 30.

edit: Billie Jean King was married and with child (she aborted it). King is her husband's name. Her name is Moffett.
This post was edited on 6/11/19 at 1:19 pm
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51829 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 1:20 pm to
Had this happen with a couple in our neighborhood. Husband, two kids, and then she decided to start munching on the kid's tennis coach.
Posted by Northwestern tiger
Long Island NY
Member since Oct 2005
23485 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 1:21 pm to
No such thing as “born with it”. It’s a lifestyle.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
67994 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 1:21 pm to
What is causing this epidemic of insanity?
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140570 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 1:22 pm to
Pics of the wife and tennis coach?
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
422782 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

At that moment, I realized that I wanted a relationship with a woman like her

yeah ok. odds this had a chance of happening?

*ETA: a clarification, gay/straight has nothing to do with my comment. i imagine most males want a relationship with a woman of the looks the public projections of kate mckinnon. sadly, they're in very short supply.
This post was edited on 6/11/19 at 1:24 pm
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51829 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

wife

Cute but a major RBF.


quote:

tennis coach?

She plays the dude role.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
51693 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 1:24 pm to
Does she cook? If she cooks then she's not a lesbian because...





lesbians eat out.

Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
422782 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

My family was being shattered and I couldn’t stop it. I constantly had to remind myself, “You get one life. This is your life and no one else’s.”

2nd point (not having anything to do with homosexuality): this sounds like the mantra of most yuppie, white, and female divorcees
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140570 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 1:25 pm to
Wife. RBF?

Coach. Damnit
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
81904 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 1:25 pm to
This was that awful SNL after Trump won and they opened with McKinnon (as Hillary) playing an awful version of Cohens song (he died earlier that week or whatever)

Progressivism is a mental illness
This post was edited on 6/11/19 at 1:27 pm
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
19064 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 1:26 pm to
She sounds like a selfish bitch
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49464 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 1:27 pm to
And we let them vote...
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
58059 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

2nd point (not having anything to do with homosexuality): this sounds like the mantra of most yuppie, white, and female divorcees



Yep. They get tired of raising kids and being a wife, and just want to run away and escape all responsibility
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
28828 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 1:28 pm to


This has all of the makings of a Poly board would you hit it thread.
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9046 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

My family was being shattered and I couldn’t stop it.


How was her being a lesbian "shattering her family?"

Sounds like she was the one doing the shattering. Not her sexual orientation.

quote:

I constantly had to remind myself, “You get one life. This is your life and no one else’s.”


You could use this mantra to rationalize literally any bullshite reason for abandoning your family.

"I wanted to become a famous rock star. I constantly had to remind myself, 'You get one life. This is your life and no one else’s.'"

"I wanted to spend my life gambling and banging prostitutes. I constantly had to remind myself, 'You get one life. This is your life and no one else’s.'"
Posted by ThePTExperience1969
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Apr 2016
13360 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 1:43 pm to
Google searched this chick, relatively attractive, would love to be a fly on the wall when she and Kate get it on or maybe even a party to a menage a trois
Posted by ApexTiger
cary nc
Member since Oct 2003
53774 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 1:47 pm to
I had a girlfriend whose mother divorced her father after 17 years...

Mom turned lesbian ...

That old girlfriend (25 years ago) is divorced with no children....age 50 now....

I think her parent's divorce had a profound impact...
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