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re: Lesbian Navy Captain Faces Court Martial After $100M Ship Ran Aground, Caught Fire, Sank
Posted on 3/2/26 at 11:29 am to Night Vision
Posted on 3/2/26 at 11:29 am to Night Vision
quote:
Lesbian Navy Captain Faces Court Martial After $100M Ship Ran Aground, Caught Fire, Sank
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Posted on 3/2/26 at 11:35 am to wareaglepete
quote:
You know she has a Subaru with a softball bat in the trunk
Are there 105 bumper stickers on the back?
Posted on 3/2/26 at 11:38 am to BOHICAMAN
She got pissed at it and decided to run it aground.
Posted on 3/2/26 at 11:43 am to soonerinlOUisiana
quote:
I suggest googling something along the lines of “Amanda seyfried and Julianne Moore”. Also, “Blue is the warmest color”. You can thank me later.
Or just use a porn tube site and type in sexy lesbians, it's not that hard to find hot chicks going gay for pay.
Posted on 3/2/26 at 11:47 am to Night Vision
quote:
Friday 4 October 2024
22:00- Survey of Sinalei Reef commences.
Saturday 5 October 2024
18:11:13- Ship alters course to 340° in manual control.
18:13:08- Ship placed into autopilot.
18:14:47- Helm attempts course alteration to starboard. Ship fails to alter course.
18:15:20- ECDIS alarm heard.
18:15:29-18:15:53- Increased demand on angle and power of thrusters.
18:15:57- Helm announces "no steering to starboard".
18:16:18- Helm announces “it’s not really doing what I want it to do.”
18:16:18-18:16:43- Crewmembers attempt to control the ship, again announcing "it's not really doing what I want it to do."
18:16:55 Captain called to the bridge.
18:17:18- "Nautical Emergency" piped.
18:17:20- Captain arrives on bridge.
18:17:21-18:17:53- Crew continue to attempt to retake control of the ship.
18:17:59- Ship runs aground on the reef.
18:18:37- Emergency stations piped. Searches throughout the ship for damage and injuries commence.
18:18:49- Machinery Breakdown piped.
18:18:55-18:25:10- Crew search the ship, engineers close up and discussions continue on bridge about how to take control of the ship.
18:25:39- Searches complete.
18:27:34- Discussion about “do you want to take it out of auto now?”
18:27:43- Propulsion control regained, control switched from auto to manual.
18:28:00-18:42:40- Crew continues to attempt to stabilize the ship. Further grounding noises heard at 18:32:06.
18:43:20- Mayday call made.
18:46:45- Captain pipes to prepare to abandon ship.
18:48:40- "“Hands to life raft stations, Hands to life raft stations.” piped.
18:48:55- Captain pipes crew to tell them to prepare for their time in the liferafts, by wearing extra clothing and going to the bathroom.
18:50:00-18:50:10- Captain expedites the abandon ship due to the increasing roll of the ship.
18:54:20- Captain orders lifeboats to be launched.
18:55:00- Ship abandoned.
Sunday 6 October 2024[37]
~06:40- Fire begins on stricken ship.
~09:00- Ship capsizes and sinks.
Posted on 3/2/26 at 11:54 am to soonerinlOUisiana
Amanda seyfried...hot lesbian
Not computing
Not computing
Posted on 3/2/26 at 11:57 am to NC_Tigah
Posted on 3/2/26 at 12:02 pm to Night Vision
quote:
The defense minister of New Zealand, Judith Collins, had originally praised Gray for evacuating everyone from the sinking wreck and had called critics "misogynistic" if they thought the lesbian captain might be at fault.
quote:sigh
defense minister of New Zealand, Judith Collins
Posted on 3/2/26 at 12:05 pm to SingleMalt1973
cannot imagine how rotten that cooter's stench is
Posted on 3/2/26 at 12:20 pm to wareaglepete
quote:
don't think they exist. I think its just in the movies.
Real Lesbians are almost always:
A- Butch, the “tops”.
B- Damaged, emotionally vulnerable gals who often are lacking in the beauty department. Bottoms, and easy pickings for Butch.
None of them look like “Lesbians” in porn flicks. Real dykes are also usually hostile to men as a rule. I would never work for a butch.
Posted on 3/2/26 at 12:22 pm to SingleMalt1973
I'll need to see her partner before a decision can be made.
Posted on 3/2/26 at 12:25 pm to epbart
quote:
understand part of the issue is that they didn't disengage autopilot and see the reference to uncharted waters, and I fully understand larger ships take time to turn, but...
Posted on 3/2/26 at 12:26 pm to Night Vision
She should use DEI to fight her court marital. She was promoted beyond her competence because she was a lesbian woman and not based on merit or capability.
Posted on 3/2/26 at 12:29 pm to theCrusher
She runs the ship aground and orders them to abandon ship 30 minutes later.
Ship takes another 12 hours to capsize and sink.
Thats almost the worst part.
General consensus of 1000s of years is you stay with the ship for as long as possible.
This crazy bitch tells everybody to go potty and then peaces out.
Ship takes another 12 hours to capsize and sink.
Thats almost the worst part.
General consensus of 1000s of years is you stay with the ship for as long as possible.
This crazy bitch tells everybody to go potty and then peaces out.
Posted on 3/2/26 at 12:31 pm to Stat M Repairman
She hits the very reef she was sent to survey.
You got to try hard to frick up that bad.
You got to try hard to frick up that bad.
Posted on 3/2/26 at 12:40 pm to DesScorp
Banky: This is a four-way road, and in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as f---, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?
Holden: The man-hating dyke.
Banky: Good. Why?
Holden: I don't know.
Banky: Because the other three are figments of your f---ing imagination!
- Chasing Amy
Holden: The man-hating dyke.
Banky: Good. Why?
Holden: I don't know.
Banky: Because the other three are figments of your f---ing imagination!
- Chasing Amy
Posted on 3/2/26 at 12:44 pm to epbart
Four knots=4.6 mph, slow motion clusterfrick.
Posted on 3/2/26 at 1:10 pm to AlterEd
Posted on 3/2/26 at 1:14 pm to Night Vision
Man. She royaly fcked up.
Posted on 3/2/26 at 1:18 pm to SoFla Tideroller
quote:
Amanda seyfried...hot lesbian Not computing
(sigh). OK, try “Chloe movie lesbian scene”.
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