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re: Iran wants to retaliate by targeting California with drones - FBI

Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:10 pm to
Posted by Bill Parker?
Member since Jan 2013
5390 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:10 pm to
And if California slides into the ocean, like the mystics and statistics say it will....
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
10994 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:11 pm to
Newscum needs another 25 billion dollars of federal money to build defenses
Posted by TimeOutdoors
LA
Member since Sep 2014
13433 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:12 pm to
Ok who has the best CNN Headline for this story?
Posted by LSUJames
Benton, Arkansas
Member since May 2024
333 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:13 pm to
Hell Newsom will be on TV tonight in a army helmet collared shirt and jeans for photo ops looking off into the sky. Like he’s ready to fight em lmao
Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
4629 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

Iran wants to


They can't
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29583 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:14 pm to
Oh no, they will blow up all the Mexicans and bums.
Posted by loco4lsu
Richmond, TX
Member since Jan 2004
106 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:15 pm to
Didn't we sink an Iranian drone carrier about a week ago? It seems like I remember them saying it was about the size of a WWII carrier. Maybe they have more.
Posted by LB84
Member since May 2016
4526 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:19 pm to
Do we have to pay for this? Feels too good to be true.
Posted by Mikes My Tiger
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2007
3021 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:21 pm to
"America First!!! Except for..."
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
117564 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:21 pm to
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Good thing I live in Louisiana

You better hope we don't invade Cuba. They've got missiles that can reach New Iberia.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
11124 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:22 pm to
Pleased Mr. Hamas, please Please PLEASE don't throw me in dat der briar patch!
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50745 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:23 pm to
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If the Iranians get caught, California will give them 40 hours of community service.

Blowing up buildings and murdering people with attack drones in California isn't a felony unless it kills over 900 people and/or destroys over 4 buildings.
Posted by OccamsStubble
Member since Aug 2019
10076 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:23 pm to
Even with seemingly outside-the-beltway people now in charge of the FBI, I wouldn't believe one damned thing that came out of that organization.

Put me on a jury where an agent was testifying, and I highly doubt I'd consider what they had to say.

They earned this.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50745 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:25 pm to
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You better hope we don't invade Cuba. They've got missiles that can reach New Iberia.

The baws here in south Louisiana would be shooting them down with rifles and homemade defense systems while sitting on their back porch with a beer in one hand and tiktok in the other hand.
Posted by LSU Wayne
Walker
Member since Apr 2005
4464 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:25 pm to
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
28529 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:26 pm to
Where's that Always Sunny lawyer GIF when you need it?
Posted by bass
Member since Oct 2016
4814 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:26 pm to
Can it not be this weekend though, I have to fly over there.
Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
19295 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:27 pm to
Mexico
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
33601 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:28 pm to
As long as it’s LA or San Fran….

Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
115373 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:28 pm to
This sounds too good to be true
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