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re: Iran wants to retaliate by targeting California with drones - FBI

Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:28 pm to
Posted by BoomerandSooner
Member since Sep 2025
3062 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:28 pm to
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Ok who has the best CNN Headline for this story?


Gavin welcomes Iran to the Hotel California.
You can bomb us any time you like.
Our DA's will set you free.
Posted by soonerinlOUisiana
South of I-10
Member since Aug 2012
2043 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:29 pm to
Get them a copy of the guide to celebrity homes.
Posted by phaz
Waddell, AZ
Member since Jan 2009
6848 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:30 pm to
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FBI alert (reviewed by ABC, distributed late Feb 2026) to CA police: As of early Feb, Iran "allegedly aspired" to a surprise UAV/drone attack from an unidentified vessel off the US coast, targeting unspecified CA sites, if US struck Iran. Quote: "No additional information on timing, method, target, or perpetrators." This aligns with US-Israel strikes on Iran (started ~Feb 28, ongoing; Iran retaliating in Mideast). Part of wider FBI/DHS warnings on homeland risks (lone-wolf, cyber, proxies). No public confirmation of active execution; intel is pre-strike aspirational. CA depts notified for preparedness.
This post was edited on 3/11/26 at 1:31 pm
Posted by TulsaSooner78
Member since Aug 2025
2867 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:31 pm to
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Is there some super secret Iranian base off the West Coast or something?


A sleeper cell on Alcatraz has been activated.

The Bay Area is the target.
Posted by Ibleedblackandgold
Back in Louisiana where I belong
Member since Jun 2009
2856 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:32 pm to
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Iran wants to retaliate by targeting California with drones


.....I'm conflicted.
Posted by Earnest_P
Member since Aug 2021
5488 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:36 pm to
Thanks Trump.

Thanks for COVID shutdowns, runaway inflation, poisoning the well on deportations, and now for starting an unnecessary war with possibly disastrous consequences.
Posted by Dizz
Member since May 2008
16144 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:38 pm to
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A sleeper cell on Alcatraz has been activated.



Need to call in Commander Anderson, Stanley Goodspeed, and Robert Mason.
Posted by TulsaSooner78
Member since Aug 2025
2867 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:39 pm to
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Didn't we sink an Iranian drone carrier about a week ago? It seems like I remember them saying it was about the size of a WWII carrier. Maybe they have more.


Trump's exact words were:

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The war is very complete, pretty much.
Posted by RollingwiththeTide
Member since Oct 2020
6706 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:41 pm to
Don’t threaten us with a good time Iran!!
Posted by MintBerry Crunch
Member since Nov 2010
5965 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:42 pm to
All they really have to do is wait for summer and start forest fires. We have proven woefully incapable of containing them in the Western United States.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
23304 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:45 pm to
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Launching offensive drones...from Iran? Is there some super secret Iranian base off the West Coast or something?

Well they’re allied with China.

China owns CA and Canada.

Guaranteed if they needed to stage something to hit soft targets domestically they could’ve done so at anytime.

Sad part is it would be the best thing possible for the neocons as it would consolidate support for a ground war to take them out if it happened.
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
54797 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:46 pm to
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Newscum needs another 25 billion dollars of federal money to build defenses


We got two oil refineries, maybe the feds could break off St. Bernard Parish to defend them
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
98030 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:46 pm to
And I live near the Navy Base

Its been fun boys
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
31397 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:47 pm to
Not surprising since they lashed out at their other Allies.
Posted by Figgy
CenCal
Member since May 2020
10344 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:47 pm to
The Bay Area???

Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
43795 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:49 pm to
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Oakland or Sacramento? If so, I will allow it.

Oakland or Los Angeles, yes. Hollywood, absolutely.

My oldest daughter lives with her husband and two of my grandkids just outside of Sacramento ... Carmichael. And I have good friends, old Army buddies, in Roseville.

There are plenty of good people around Sacramento .... they're just outnumbered.

But San Fran and LA/Hollywood/Brentwood, etc., could be nuked, salt-pillared Biblical style, Sodom & Gomorrah level, and I wouldn't be sad.
Posted by BoomerandSooner
Member since Sep 2025
3062 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:54 pm to
I picked Sacramento since it is the Capital and where Gavin Newsom and his wife currently reside.

Posted by TigahTeeth
Georgia
Member since Feb 2016
6507 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:56 pm to
They warned the police?!
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
10360 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:58 pm to
They touch US soil, and we can quit with the 2-hand touch and go straight to tackle
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138918 posts
Posted on 3/11/26 at 1:58 pm to
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Launching offensive drones...from Iran?

Is there some super secret Iranian base off the West Coast or something?

Yeah, that whole statement is ridiculous
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