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If you saw this couple in Texas, would you think they were authentic Texans or tourists?

Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:01 am
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182725 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:01 am






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First it was a Strictly Vegan campaign… until somebody pointed out that maybe that wasn’t a good strategy in cattle-rich Texas… so we got the awkward photo op with him holding some BBQ meat with a napkin… he assured everybody that *he* eats meat, but his *girlfriend* is a devout vegan.

Then they realized a single man obsessed with trans kids might not be a good look in Texas… so they release a photo of his “devout vegan” girlfriend… wearing LEATHER COWBOY BOOTS.

There is NOTHING authentic about James Talarico, except that he’s a blasphemous heretic obsessed with trans kids, and wants opens borders. THAT part is authentically James Talarico.




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This post was edited on 5/30/26 at 9:03 am
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
11097 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:03 am to
not enough hispanic look to be texan
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
134999 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:04 am to
She's wearing cowgirl boots so they must be authentic Texans...
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32109 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:04 am to
I would think he went to A&M and he likes to stuff big pieces of meat in his mouth.
Posted by Demonbengal
Ruston
Member since May 2015
5625 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:05 am to
I see his “girlfriend” last name is Menard. Please tell me she’s not a Louisiana girl.
Posted by Hetfield
Dallas
Member since Jun 2013
9816 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:06 am to
She is being paid to be his Beard for the campaign. It is truly amazing how many people don’t realize this.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33774 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:07 am to
I don’t know, but I like her top, I’d ask if I could barrow it to blow my nose..
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
98465 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:09 am to
Could pass as an authentic Aggie Male cheerleader
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
23517 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:10 am to
Talarico looks like an FBI undercover agent who bought his cover clothes on the way to the rally he’s supposed to infiltrate.

That picture is straight cringe.
Posted by texas tortilla
houston
Member since Dec 2015
4641 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:17 am to
ls that his girlfriend or is he just out shaking hands in the crowd? is that the austin skyline? her boots are texas longhorn fan boots. she probably goes to UT and is at a concert.
This post was edited on 5/30/26 at 9:29 am
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43471 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:21 am to
They arent Indian so I wouldnt think they are Texan now unfortunately
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
42205 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:23 am to
Tucked in Columbia PFG shirt? Yep he's either a fed or a fig.
Posted by thejuiceisloose
Member since Nov 2018
6407 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:24 am to
quote:

She is being paid to be his Beard for the campaign. It is truly amazing how many people don’t realize this.


Nice move of the goalpost here
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
38504 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:24 am to
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so they release a photo of his “devout vegan” girlfriend… wearing LEATHER COWBOY BOOTS.


"So you don't eat the meat, you just be wearing the shite"
("I'm not listening dude")
"That's barbaric as shite, do you come from the Vikings?”
Posted by ned nederlander
Member since Dec 2012
5936 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:26 am to
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he’s a blasphemous heretic obsessed with trans kids, and wants opens borders.


Paxton is a crook that was impeached by his own party, cheats his wife, and pays his divorce legal bills from a blind trust.

Give me the weird kid over the trust fund baby.
Posted by LSUbest
Coastal Plain
Member since Aug 2007
16521 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:27 am to
Child molester.
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
46916 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:31 am to
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There is NOTHING authentic about James Talarico, except that he’s a blasphemous heretic obsessed with trans kids, and wants opens borders. THAT part is authentically James Talarico.
I’m more concerned about his blasphemous and anti-biblical theology than anything else. His immoral views are against what Scripture plainly teaches, so he will likely govern with such a worldview.
Posted by Deuces
The bottom
Member since Nov 2011
16934 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:32 am to
I’d think they live in Austin.
Posted by tarzana
TX Hwy 6-- the Brazos River Valley
Member since Sep 2015
32159 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:32 am to
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last name is Menard

Menard is quintessentially Texan. Menard is a county right smack dab in the middle of the great Lone Star State. Its county seat is Menard. That's ranching country, sir.
Posted by tigerfan 64
in the LP
Member since Sep 2016
6532 posts
Posted on 5/30/26 at 9:34 am to
quote:

She's wearing cowgirl boots so they must be authentic Texans...

Why is he sporting a burnt orange bandana?

He already has the gay Austin vote tied down, or tied up.
I don't know which bondage method they prefer.
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