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re: Female with a penis beats every NPF in all 5 swim events at U.S. Masters championship

Posted on 4/29/25 at 11:05 pm to
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
20889 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 11:05 pm to
A decent 4A high school team could play with an WNBA team.


Any NIT team would beat any WNBA team by 30



Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
66698 posts
Posted on 4/30/25 at 12:02 am to
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NPFs (non penis females)

I’m using that from now on.

Thank you. I also considered FWOPs (females without penises) but NPFs sounded more modern.
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
28172 posts
Posted on 4/30/25 at 2:56 am to
Penises make them... more hydrodynamic?

I dunno, I really don't see any other reason why a woman with a penis would perform better. They're literally exactly like women in every single other way. They just have a female penis.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
143846 posts
Posted on 4/30/25 at 3:15 am to
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Penises make them... more hydrodynamic?


It gives them a keel or dagger board effect.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
82417 posts
Posted on 4/30/25 at 3:45 am to
Men beating women in sports has zero entertainment value.

I don't see any long term sustainability because it is a product that no one wants.
Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
26226 posts
Posted on 4/30/25 at 6:35 am to
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How retarded are you. A man would dominate.


I think what he is saying is he would be ganged up on by several others.
Posted by OccamsStubble
Member since Aug 2019
10109 posts
Posted on 4/30/25 at 7:14 am to
It’s schitt-hit-the-fan time when the penic females infiltrate women’s beach volleyball.
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
28172 posts
Posted on 4/30/25 at 8:03 am to
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It gives them a keel or dagger board effect.


Posted by deathvalleytiger10
Member since Sep 2009
9283 posts
Posted on 4/30/25 at 8:09 am to
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A decent 4A high school team could play with an WNBA team.


Went to Tech when the Lady Techsters were winning championships. Coach Barmore had us form a team of basically decent HS players that would scrimmage the girls. He asked us to play like we were playing guys.

They never beat us. Not once.
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
55454 posts
Posted on 4/30/25 at 8:24 am to
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Went to Tech when the Lady Techsters were winning championships. Coach Barmore had us form a team of basically decent HS players that would scrimmage the girls. He asked us to play like we were playing guys.

They never beat us. Not once.


I went to a HS that had a girls team that won state like five years in a row. They didn't just win, they would dominate. Average margin of victory was 40-50 points. When they got to the playoffs/state, margin of victory was usually 20. I believe only once or twice they actually trailed in a game after the first quarter.

One week their coach asked the JV boys team to practice against them to prep them for a team full of, well, you know.

Anyway, I was on the JV team. We beat them in the scrimmage the same way they beat other girls teams. Final score was 70-40 (ish)

Yes, they ended up winning the game we prepped them for by 25.
Posted by Hognutz
Member since Sep 2018
2662 posts
Posted on 4/30/25 at 8:39 am to
Deep penetration into women's sports continues.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
26348 posts
Posted on 4/30/25 at 8:41 am to
Look at the jawline on that bitch
Posted by BigTigerJoe
Member since Aug 2022
14174 posts
Posted on 4/30/25 at 8:46 am to
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Real life South Park episode.

Posted by VOR
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2009
68832 posts
Posted on 4/30/25 at 8:49 am to
I agree that it’s a bad joke…

But here’s the thing. Roughly

0.6 per cent of the adult population identifies as transgender. It’s not a widespread epidemic. The issue can be addressed rationally without hysterics.
Posted by TigerIron
Member since Feb 2021
4013 posts
Posted on 4/30/25 at 9:12 am to
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0.6 per cent of the adult population identifies as transgender. It’s not a widespread epidemic. The issue can be addressed rationally without hysterics.


Sure, just ban it. It's an easy, fair, and overwhelmingly popular rule. It's not hysterical either. Just common sense.

So certainly you'd agree with a straight ban.

Right?
Posted by HeadCall
Member since Feb 2025
5715 posts
Posted on 4/30/25 at 9:15 am to
Hysterical would be think transgenderism is normal. It’s the very definition of freak show.
Posted by BhamTigah
Lurker since Jan 2003
Member since Jan 2007
17618 posts
Posted on 4/30/25 at 9:32 am to
They need to get rid of this shite so we can go back to not talking about women's sports.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
55338 posts
Posted on 4/30/25 at 9:33 am to
NPFs should really sit down and let the REAL women achieve in womens' sports.

Posted by Lynxrufus2012
Central Kentucky
Member since Mar 2020
19813 posts
Posted on 4/30/25 at 9:43 am to
Wishful thinking that flies in the face of reality
Posted by dek81572
Bossier City
Member since Apr 2012
1514 posts
Posted on 4/30/25 at 9:45 am to
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I can’t wait until they take over the WNBA.


Maybe then it will be watchable
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