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re: FEMA Director Teleports 50 miles to a Waffle House
Posted on 3/22/26 at 9:16 pm to LegendInMyMind
Posted on 3/22/26 at 9:16 pm to LegendInMyMind
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He fired the last dude he appointed to head FEMA because the guy had the nerve to answer truthfully, under oath, before Congress that he didn't believe FEMA was in a good position and the plan going forward was not good.
If you answer truthfully under oath that the organization you are responsible for is a dumpster fire.
You are accountable.
You own it.
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Posted on 3/22/26 at 9:18 pm to cypresstiger
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Shoot, just shows you that the Star Trek crew visited Earth in 2025
They were looking g for Nuclear wessels … in Alameda
Posted on 3/22/26 at 9:34 pm to LegendInMyMind
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He fired the last dude he appointed to head FEMA because the guy had the nerve to answer truthfully, under oath, before Congress that he didn't believe FEMA was in a good position and the plan going forward was not good.
Fired the next day.
I think Trump is 50% window licking retard and 50% genius. That's honestly not a bad ratio. He doesn't know what can't be done and just makes shite work.
Whoever follows him is going to have an absolute breeze of a time.
Posted on 3/22/26 at 9:37 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
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beginning to doubt our President's judgement
I'm here already.
Posted on 3/22/26 at 9:46 pm to upgrayedd
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'cause you're bangin' the slow girl on the Fry-a-lator.
You sound a lot like my buddy who texted me this morning about my bachelor party 15 years ago, where he for some reason mentioned that he was trying to eat the stripper's placenta.
Delightfully unhinged and unique.
Posted on 3/22/26 at 9:59 pm to billjamin
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I don’t want to hang out with anyone who’s never realized they’re at a Waffle House with no recollection of how they got there.
I can’t express how much of a THIS this is
Posted on 3/22/26 at 10:02 pm to fightin tigers
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Who hasn't woken up in a Waffle House with serious questions on how they got there?
Posted on 3/23/26 at 5:15 am to fightin tigers
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Who hasn't woken up in a Waffle House with serious questions on how they got there?
Posted on 3/23/26 at 5:32 am to PurpleandGold Motown
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Gregg Phillips, who was appointed director of FEMA in December 2025, is facing scrutiny after past comments resurfaced in which he claimed he was mysteriously transported to a Waffle House 50 miles from where he started.
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I am beginning to doubt our President's judgement when it comes to some of his picks.
Seems like there is probably a Waffle House near any disaster. So with that capability, he could be on site much faster. What's the beef?
This post was edited on 3/23/26 at 5:37 am
Posted on 3/23/26 at 5:55 am to fightin tigers
I'd be more concerned if he was teleported into a Denny's
Posted on 3/23/26 at 6:07 am to Sun God
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Two chicks jumped in the booth with us and asked to share me and my buddies food They chowed down like Joey Chestnut and got up and left after giving us a crisp 100
Ate your food and paid for it?
Those weren't chicks...
Posted on 3/23/26 at 6:19 am to SallysHuman
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Those weren't chicks...
Posted on 3/23/26 at 7:50 am to PurpleandGold Motown
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I am beginning to doubt our President's judgement when it comes to some of his picks.
Op's idea of a competent hires:
Posted on 3/23/26 at 11:03 am to NimbleCat
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If you answer truthfully under oath that the organization you are responsible for is a dumpster fire.
You are accountable.
You own it.
You'd have a point if the plan/direction he voiced concern over was that of the Trump admin, and there is the little problem with him being a Trump appointee who had only been in the position a couple of months. In other words, your comment makes no sense and is not applicable to this situation.
This post was edited on 3/23/26 at 11:05 am
Posted on 4/14/26 at 7:40 pm to LegendInMyMind
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If tweet fails to load, click here. Well thats's it. They shut'er down. No more posting about teleporting.
Probably suspended with pay too.
So your arse got up and went to work today. You got an ex-wife, child sport and a girlfriend to pay.
Thus guy posts about waffle house and gets paid to sleep in and jerk off.
Posted on 4/14/26 at 8:14 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Haven't you heard? Aliens live among us - I don't see why everybody is outraged about this nothing burger comment
Posted on 4/14/26 at 8:55 pm to fightin tigers
And scattered smothered and covered.
Posted on 4/14/26 at 9:17 pm to goatmilker
I didn't realize that the dude who said he would "run through anyone standing in his way" ended up resigning in short order.
Trump 2.0 FEMA:
-Appoint director
-Fire the director for speaking his mind under oath
-Appoint acting director with practically no experience
-Acting director resigns amid chaos
-Appoint another acting director, this time a woman
-Have to deal with a dude who believes he can teleport
Trump 2.0 FEMA:
-Appoint director
-Fire the director for speaking his mind under oath
-Appoint acting director with practically no experience
-Acting director resigns amid chaos
-Appoint another acting director, this time a woman
-Have to deal with a dude who believes he can teleport
This post was edited on 4/14/26 at 9:21 pm
Posted on 4/14/26 at 9:23 pm to billjamin
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I don’t want to hang out with anyone who’s never realized they’re at a Waffle House with no recollection of how they got there.
What if it was never really about waking up in a waffle house, but the interdimensional beings we met along the way?
Posted on 4/14/26 at 9:35 pm to SallysHuman
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Those weren't chicks...
You just can't tell anymore...
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