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re: Earth's vital signs are flashing red: Seven of nine key systems have been breached

Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:12 am to
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
44114 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:12 am to
"This scientific report was paid for by Al Gore and Greta Thunberg"
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
35160 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:15 am to
quote:

as scientists warn 'we're rapidly running out of time'


Again... I thought we'd all be dead by now with all the other 'dooms day" predictions...

Side note: that word salad article would make Cackalin' Kamala blush...
This post was edited on 9/30/26 at 9:16 am
Posted by Tigersforthee
Member since Dec 2025
398 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:16 am to
You know what will help prevent this crisis? Higher taxes and an embrace of communism and/or Islam.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
78975 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:17 am to
Heard this bullshite all my life and my parents heard this shite when they were growing up.

It’s amazing that people still buy into this crap
Posted by Swamp Angel
West Georgia Chicken Farm Territory
Member since Jul 2004
10697 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:23 am to
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A new report, called Planetary Health Check 2026, was written by more than 60 international scientists and assesses the state of our planet's health.


So out of a world population in excess of 7 billion, we are going to place our faith in these sixty individuals' assertations regarding the welfare and health of our planet?

I think I'd like to see what the opposing side presents before acceding to the whims and demands of these 60+ "international scientists."
(Notice that we have political and religious debates all the time, but no one ever wants to present a debate on the "science" of climate change?)
Posted by JellyRoll
Member since Apr 2024
2407 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:27 am to
I am so grateful for the extra time of life I was given after the last dozen total extinction events have passed and gone.

Whew
Posted by RobbBobb
Member since Feb 2007
34540 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:33 am to
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With seven out of nine boundaries transgressed, we have pushed Earth outside of its Safe Operating Space

This is when you know to ignore an organization like this

There wasnt a single adult in the room who said "maybe we shouldnt use the term 'Safe Space' when referencing an entire planet"? Because an entire planet would be really hard for that small group to maintain the safeness of every space on this planet

Its all just buzzwords with no basis in reality at that point
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
50271 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:33 am to
Stop lying
Posted by Bamadiver
Member since Jun 2014
4210 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:40 am to
Posted by Nurbis
Member since May 2020
2496 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:40 am to
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We all know the Maga Geniuses hate science.


Real science, like female penises and pregnant men?
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
25391 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:41 am to
Let me guess, billions in grants from the US Taxpayer will fix this?

Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56677 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:48 am to
My weiner is running out of time.

It doesn't look like 12 inches but it smells like a foot.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
118062 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:49 am to
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With seven out of nine boundaries transgressed, we have pushed Earth outside of its Safe Operating Space – meaning that we are turning Earth from a safe home into one full of hazards that threaten people across the world.'


And there it is... the arrogance of man.

The Earth existed for billions of years before the first primate even swung from a tree. Homo sapiens are barely a blip in the history of this planet but because the climate is changing and may inconvenience (or, worst case, cause the extinction of) this species, something must be done - that frankly won't do shite.

C02 is the food for plants (and plankton) that makes the oxygen we need to survive. Yet, these fricktards insist on classifying it and regulating it as a "dangerous pollutant". The Earth's climate has always changed and will continue to do so. The poles have migrated and completely reversed multiple times. Pangea was a real thing.

Without a single internal combustion engine or factory smokestack, this planet was going to eventually become inhospitable to human life. Just as happened with countless other species.

Adapt, or perish.

In the meantime, maybe look for some other places to land.
Posted by FATBOY TIGER
Valhalla
Member since Jan 2016
14185 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:50 am to
fricking hair spray.
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
23002 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:51 am to
Climate clowns, make sulfur in diesel great again
This post was edited on 9/30/26 at 9:52 am
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
24925 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 9:57 am to
The earth will truck on for another four billion years. Man will go the way go the dinosaurs. Just the way it will be.
Posted by TigerAxeOK
In the woods and by the waters.
Member since Dec 2016
38930 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 10:00 am to
Buy a cyber truck, donate money to Bill Gates and trust Fauci.

Do those three things, and it will all get better.
Posted by RCDfan1950
United States
Member since Feb 2007
40309 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 10:01 am to
Surrender Nationalism to the UN and the Earth will be saved. Yeah, sure.

NO government Entity can be trusted to fix this because those who run it are flawed profiteers. They've proved themselves to be hypocrites time and again. The smartest at the top are no better than the most ignorant heathens at the bottom; albeit more guilty because of their smarts.

We should be ashamed if truly enlightened. It will take Jesus' intervention - as per the Biblical Eschatological Narrative - to save us from ourselves. IMHO.
Posted by TideCPA
Member since Jan 2012
14499 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 10:04 am to
These same people warning about the imminent demise of the planet due to human activity simultaneously flip their shite if you suggest cutting US aid to foreign countries which effectively keeps their populations higher than what they would otherwise be able to sustain themselves.
This post was edited on 9/30/26 at 10:05 am
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
70897 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 10:05 am to
Energy depletion will get us way before most of these things IMO.
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