re: DU Melt of the Day: "Pickup trucks are too big!"

Yeah, that dude is gonna shite when I run over him in my Cybertruck to plug into a Tesla supercharger.

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Thank God I was wearing a mask.

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I laughed at that pussy statement.

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The domed hood was at forehead level.

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Writer suffers from dwarfism.

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A 2020 GMC Sierra HD Denali? It was huge! 

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The hood of those things is practically at my shoulder level.

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Another afflicted with dwarfism.

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Toxic masculinity's most formidable icon. 

Second only to military-style weaponry to bolster the shaky egos of slack-muscled suburban Rambo wannabes. 

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Wait, "slack muscled, toxic masculinity"? That's... kinda contradictory.

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Are there really that many people in this country who are hauling around shite from place to place on a regular basis? I kind of doubt it.

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That right there shows how completely fricking out of touch these suburban soy sippers are. I haul shite in my truck literally everyday (2001 Silverado 1500 5.3... 214,000 and still strong as hell). And that's not even for my job, but for personal endeavors and side work.

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It's like going to the store in a full padded football outfit 

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Not as bad as virtue signaling by wearing a mask to stop the spread of coronavirus when the disclaimer on the box says " this is an ear loop mask, not a respirator, and does not effectively prevent the transmission of coronavirus".

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A nephew drove his home. It wouldn't go in the garage. 

Ha fricking ha. I loved it. 
He didn't think about it when he was buying it. 
I guess his MAGA hat was too tight on his head that day. 

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Nope. Nephew was planning ahead. This will give him the excuse he needs to build that 20×40 shop he's been thinking about for years. Two roll-up overhead doors, and he can park his boat right next to it, and use the back half to store his gas generator welder, lawn mower, deep freeze and fishing shite. Win win.

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They're horrible polluters 

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But the Portland anqueefa figs burning shite every night is fine.

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What’s not to like? 

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I agree with this. What's not to like about pickup trucks? These guys are jealous that they can't climb into one and reach the gas pedal.

The size of the trucks isn’t the problem. The problem is the loose nut behind the steering wheel. If you can’t drive the vehicle don’t buy it.

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my Toyota Corolla

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I really hope this was a women because no self respecting man buys a fricking Toyota Corolla. If you are going to get a car at least get a midsize sedan.

Also, since we are on the topic of trucks, I have a question. My family and I are moving from NYC to Atlanta(closing on a house in Johns Creek in 2 weeks) and the wife and I haven’t had a car in 10 years. Wife is getting a SUV and I’m going to be getting a truck and in all honesty I don’t know shite about them so what recommendations do y’all have for a new truck?

You need a heavy duty engine with enough clearance to handle the truck nuts

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Liberalism is a mental illness

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Tundra driver here.

2020 is asssssshooooeee

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We Boomers need big trucks.....

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I don't think I could carry that 4700# dry weight Lance slide in camper in a Toyota Mini. Besides that, they don't make Minis with an eight foot box.

Hopefully, someone rolls their arse in coal...

Well, frick you Camry driving, fart sniffing, sensitive little freaks who take offense. I give 2 shits about your Camry or your insecurity. I've been driving a truck and USING what I drive since the age of 14 and I'm closing in on 75! That's 60 some odd years and I like my General Motors Corp badged GMC Canyon. The only thing I hate is being too damned old to use, drive and back up a LWB 3/4 ton 2500. So I drive a mid size. But it WORKS (something a pussy wouldn't understand) for me.