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Dildo netting to be installed by WNBA?

Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:19 am
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
30041 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:19 am
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
29729 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:21 am to
The WNBA are so fricking soft.

The natural end point of establishing a longhouse of den mothers that are allowed to lord over and micromanage something they have no business being involved in whatsoever at any level.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95524 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:22 am to
Dildo Netting would make for a decent name for a rock band.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
46833 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:22 am to
Is that coming out of the player's salaries?

Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43444 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:23 am to
Yall getting centel'd
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31543 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:23 am to
Wow. That’s how you watch a basketball game right there.
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
29729 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:23 am to
They can’t deduct more than 0. Honestly all other players should be paying Clark
Posted by Good Times
Hill top in Tn
Member since Nov 2007
24839 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:29 am to
Should ban wigs and weaves, so that games are not stopped.
Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
25862 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:30 am to
So, I guess people can still throw something smaller than a dildo and it would still get through the net. That begs the question, "are the nets for safety, or to avoid some embarrassment to the players"?

How about throwing something truly useless to them, like condoms?
This post was edited on 8/10/25 at 7:31 am
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
23166 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:35 am to
Does this mean we are not betting on the color of the next dildo thrown onto the court?
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
29729 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:36 am to
You just know the human spirit will find a way. We want to see dildos launched a lesbians who are horrible at basketball. Some autist will find a way
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29440 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:36 am to
Now the 200 people per game attendance will plummet.
Posted by NineLineBind
LA....no, the other one
Member since May 2020
8613 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:37 am to
That really makes the fan experience better overall. Now they can't see the game.



Oh
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
29729 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:37 am to
Well to be fair they’re already removing 100 of those people per game for phantom racist rants and throwing sex toys on court as a nice gesture for the ladies to have some fun after the game.
Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
19125 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:40 am to
Now Catlin Clark will have that same feeling as MMA cage matches
Posted by LSUMJ
BR
Member since Sep 2004
20763 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:42 am to
Tshirt cannon sales are about to rise
Posted by AquaAg84
Member since May 2013
3860 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:43 am to
Y'all sure they're not putting it up to corral some of Reese's passes and 3 attempts?
Posted by TechBullDawg
Member since May 2014
2477 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:48 am to
We've come full circle. They used to have cages around the court 100 years ago. That's where the term cagers originated
Posted by BeesWax
Member since Mar 2025
695 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:48 am to
Won’t take long for a tiny dildo to be thrown through.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
38279 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:48 am to
Shirley that's a joke!
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