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re: Dildo netting to be installed by WNBA?

Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:03 am to
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
65767 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:03 am to
I does give people a reason to go to their games, so there’s that…
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
6474 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:18 am to
The fans were just trying to give them a trophy.
Posted by hogcard1964
Alabama
Member since Jan 2017
19627 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:19 am to
Wait, they don't want dildos?
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
143751 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:28 am to
Why not just make the arenas “dildo free zones”?
Posted by hogcard1964
Alabama
Member since Jan 2017
19627 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:29 am to
quote:

Why not just make the arenas “dildo free zones”?


We need some common sense dildo laws. Nobody needs a dildo that big.
Posted by hansenthered1
Dixie
Member since Nov 2023
2638 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:40 am to
How pathetic. On the bright side the netting will obscure the players just a tad and thus improve the game.
Posted by rocksteady
Member since Sep 2013
2927 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:55 am to
Trump has already proposed a way to intercept and destroy these short range aerial dildo attacks. God help us all if they achieve stealth dildo tech

Posted by Narax
Member since Jan 2023
7828 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:56 am to
How long before someone realizes they now look like monkeys at the zoo?
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 10:19 am to
Performing their new hit "Lime Green", let's give a big Tigerdroppings welcome to.... DILDO NETTING!"
Posted by BugaNation86
Member since Jul 2025
411 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 10:34 am to
you're a fricking loser if you watch the wnba
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
14225 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 10:36 am to
quote:

you're a fricking loser if you watch the wnba


I don't watch the WNBA. I wouldn't call someone a loser if that's how they choose to spend their time. To each their own.
Posted by Laugh More
Member since Jan 2022
3917 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 10:55 am to
Damn fine quote from the comments:
quote:

now the challenge is throwing them through the net, something the WNBA still hasn't figured out how to do.


Posted by MMauler
Primary This RINO Traitor
Member since Jun 2013
24423 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 11:05 am to
Well, to be fair, it does have the added benefit of obstructing the view of horribly played fricking basketball.
Posted by AURulz1
Member since May 2022
613 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 11:16 am to
I would pay top dollar and actually attend a WNBA game if I knew about 10 people were going to have dildo drones flying around the arena having a dogfight. I might would die from laughing so hard.
Posted by TheFolker
Member since Aug 2011
5489 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 11:19 am to
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Dildo Netting

Sounds like the name of a baseball player from the 1800s.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
60907 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 11:20 am to
quote:

We've come full circle. They used to have cages around the court 100 years ago. That's where the term cagers originated


Thank you, I’ve always wondered about that. Seriously. Why was it necessary 100 years ago, though?
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
11899 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 11:29 am to
An upper deck trebuchet that launches dildos up and over is in their future.
Posted by tigerskin
Member since Nov 2004
46655 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 11:35 am to
They are really in a bind because people can basically get in for free at those games. Throw one on the court then leave. People will just buy small ones now
This post was edited on 8/10/25 at 11:53 am
Posted by Hayekian serf
GA
Member since Dec 2020
4191 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 11:35 am to
This will make it worse
Posted by nola tiger lsu
Member since Nov 2007
7356 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 11:36 am to
Intelligence level on this board is scary low.
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