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re: Dildo netting to be installed by WNBA?
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:48 am to Crimson Wraith
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:48 am to Crimson Wraith
Rain the dildos down.
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:51 am to Crimson Wraith
They will need highly trained dildo net ‘spider-men’ that can scale this netting during the middle of a game, with a roll of paper towels, and dislodge entangled dildos
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:58 am to BeesWax
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Won’t take long for a tiny dildo to be thrown through
Buttplug barrage
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:59 am to Diamondawg
It might be. And don't call me Shirley.
Posted on 8/10/25 at 8:02 am to Crimson Wraith
Netting, bars, a prison is a prison. 
Posted on 8/10/25 at 8:02 am to Crimson Wraith
There are more effective ways to resolve this issue.
Posted on 8/10/25 at 8:19 am to Crimson Wraith
It’s a parody account, doofus
Posted on 8/10/25 at 8:20 am to td01241
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The WNBA are so fricking soft.
The natural end point of establishing a longhouse of den mothers that are allowed to lord over and micromanage something they have no business being involved in whatsoever at any level.
Imagine typing this after reading a fake story from a parody Twitter account
Posted on 8/10/25 at 8:21 am to Crimson Wraith
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Dildo netting to be installed by WNBA?
Now they have to throw dildos with hairy balls, covered with a hair net
Posted on 8/10/25 at 8:29 am to VermilionTiger
Literally nothing I said changes or is any way irrelevant parody or not
Posted on 8/10/25 at 8:37 am to Crimson Wraith
Is the wnba successful if they have to put anti dildo security around the court? How many people are watching just in case a dildo goes a flyin.
Posted on 8/10/25 at 8:40 am to Crimson Wraith
"why can't we get paid the same as men?"
Men:
Men:
Posted on 8/10/25 at 8:42 am to Crimson Wraith
Prophylactic basketball courts…
Posted on 8/10/25 at 8:45 am to Crimson Wraith
Brings it back to the days when basketball players were known as “cagers”.
Posted on 8/10/25 at 8:48 am to Crimson Wraith
There's a, "300" meme in here.
"Our dildos will blot out the lights." "Then we will play in the dark."
"Our dildos will blot out the lights." "Then we will play in the dark."
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:01 am to Tigergreg
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I guess people can still throw something smaller than a dildo and it would still get through the net.
Fans should throw quarters. That way the players are 'getting paid what we're worth!'
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:01 am to Ace Midnight
I prefer the rock band name, The Flying Dildo's!! 
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:02 am to Crimson Wraith
So what’s the net effect of fans throwing dildos on the WNBA court?
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