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re: Dildo netting to be installed by WNBA?

Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:48 am to
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
9776 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:48 am to
Rain the dildos down.
Posted by rocksteady
Member since Sep 2013
2926 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:51 am to
They will need highly trained dildo net ‘spider-men’ that can scale this netting during the middle of a game, with a roll of paper towels, and dislodge entangled dildos
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
115146 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:58 am to
quote:

Won’t take long for a tiny dildo to be thrown through


Buttplug barrage
Posted by AquaAg84
Member since May 2013
3861 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 7:59 am to
It might be. And don't call me Shirley.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
46879 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 8:02 am to
Netting, bars, a prison is a prison.
Posted by DaBike
Member since Jan 2008
10532 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 8:02 am to
There are more effective ways to resolve this issue.
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
7829 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 8:07 am to
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
39197 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 8:19 am to
It’s a parody account, doofus
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
39197 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 8:20 am to
quote:

The WNBA are so fricking soft.

The natural end point of establishing a longhouse of den mothers that are allowed to lord over and micromanage something they have no business being involved in whatsoever at any level.


Imagine typing this after reading a fake story from a parody Twitter account
Posted by MasterDigger
Member since Nov 2019
2945 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 8:21 am to
quote:

Dildo netting to be installed by WNBA?


Now they have to throw dildos with hairy balls, covered with a hair net


Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
29729 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 8:29 am to
Literally nothing I said changes or is any way irrelevant parody or not
Posted by RicoSuave2025
Member since Jan 2025
276 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 8:37 am to
Is the wnba successful if they have to put anti dildo security around the court? How many people are watching just in case a dildo goes a flyin.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33504 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 8:40 am to
Reminds me of....

Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
15470 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 8:40 am to
"why can't we get paid the same as men?"

Men:
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
13034 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 8:42 am to
Prophylactic basketball courts…
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
88942 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 8:45 am to
Brings it back to the days when basketball players were known as “cagers”.

Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
6473 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 8:48 am to
There's a, "300" meme in here.

"Our dildos will blot out the lights." "Then we will play in the dark."
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
117498 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:01 am to
quote:

I guess people can still throw something smaller than a dildo and it would still get through the net.

Fans should throw quarters. That way the players are 'getting paid what we're worth!'
Posted by TIGERVATO
Spring, TX.
Member since Jan 2008
1989 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:01 am to
I prefer the rock band name, The Flying Dildo's!!
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
21045 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:02 am to
So what’s the net effect of fans throwing dildos on the WNBA court?
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