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Deodorant was created by "the Patriarchy"

Posted on 2/27/21 at 10:11 pm
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
6458 posts
Posted on 2/27/21 at 10:11 pm
Honking Accelerates

Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
29924 posts
Posted on 2/27/21 at 10:13 pm to
My money's on teeth whitener next.....off the shelves by the end of March.
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
66368 posts
Posted on 2/27/21 at 10:14 pm to
That comment got me.
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
10297 posts
Posted on 2/27/21 at 10:15 pm to
quote:

That comment got me.


Sounds like he had a bad experience doesn't it.
Posted by burke985
UGANDA
Member since Aug 2011
24598 posts
Posted on 2/27/21 at 10:16 pm to
Deodorant is for white supremacists, every one is supposed to stink
Posted by beauxgy
LA
Member since Feb 2007
3455 posts
Posted on 2/27/21 at 10:18 pm to
Nasty, unwashed, cheese ball liberals would prefer to bathe in patchouli to go along with their overwhelming BO.
Posted by TheFolker
Member since Aug 2011
5182 posts
Posted on 2/28/21 at 12:09 am to
Nobody is forced to use deodorant or soap or anything else. These loons are free to stop.
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 2/28/21 at 12:14 am to
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Deodorant was created by "the Patriarchy"


So was usable electricity.

Air conditioning.

Cars.

Computers.

Clean water distribution.

Air travel.

Inexpensive clothing.

Plentiful food.


"The Patriarchy" is just another word for "civilization". These motherfrickers deserve to live outside of it for a while.
Posted by armsdealer
Member since Feb 2016
11494 posts
Posted on 2/28/21 at 12:22 am to
BO is real. I sure as hell can tell when my 13 year old "forgets" to put on deodorant when he walks through the door when he gets home. It fricking reeks, thank goodness he is getting to the point where he is self-conscious around girls, before that started his hair, clothes, hygiene were a mess. He didn't have a frick to give before the girl thing kicked in.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29244 posts
Posted on 2/28/21 at 2:00 am to
Went to school with several FOBBY Indians and they could’ve used a lot of “Patriarchy” because they smelled like arse.
Posted by Plx1776
Member since Oct 2017
16175 posts
Posted on 2/28/21 at 6:14 am to
Duhh. The wheel waz createred 2 solve a fake problem. We din need no wheelz. We has 2 legs for transpotation!

Seriously. Society has been trying to smell better for thousands of years. Ancient Egyptians liked to smell good with mints and perfumes. A lot of people in the 16th century liked carrying around potpourri bags on their person, to smell better. The deodorant they're talking about became a societal thing in the late 1800s. It was just the latest attempt that humans used to smell better.


This post was edited on 2/28/21 at 6:36 am
Posted by HialeahRouge
Member since Feb 2021
6 posts
Posted on 2/28/21 at 6:24 am to
I feel your pain. It gets a little better when puberty stabilizes. Sadly there isn’t a fart deodorant.
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Posted by burger bearcat
Member since Oct 2020
8834 posts
Posted on 2/28/21 at 6:42 am to
Thanks Patriarchy
Posted by Zarkinletch416
Deep in the Heart of Texas
Member since Jan 2020
8369 posts
Posted on 2/28/21 at 6:50 am to
you do realize these folks are certifiably insane
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
26615 posts
Posted on 2/28/21 at 7:45 am to
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BO is real


Yes. Yes it is.

The Friday Night Drum Circle in Asheville is proof positive.

Bunch of unwashed hippies trying cover their BO with copious amounts of patchouli. I'd rather be in the hold of a shrimp boat in summertime.
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
33357 posts
Posted on 2/28/21 at 11:08 am to
That's from 2019 - they were sure ahead of their woke curve!
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112417 posts
Posted on 2/28/21 at 11:29 am to
It's not the fault of men (patriarchy). We only have one deodorant in the bathroom. Wife has 3 different kinds.
Posted by Mellow Drama
Flyover Country
Member since Aug 2020
3986 posts
Posted on 2/28/21 at 11:31 am to
Slate is a slate full of dumbassery.

While I appreciate the family patriarch fixing the car, mowing the lawn, and working out on the elliptical, I'd prefer that any associated stench be washed down the drain.
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 2/28/21 at 11:37 am to
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BO is real. I sure as hell can tell when my 13 year old "forgets" to put on deodorant when he walks through the door when he gets home.


That reminded me of when my dad picked me up from school one day, and I got in the car all he said was "are you wearing deodorant yet?" "No Sir". And we drove to Albertsons, and walked straight to the deodorant aisle. Ha.
Posted by AURaptor
South
Member since Aug 2018
11958 posts
Posted on 2/28/21 at 11:38 am to
Comfort is a product of white oppression
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