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re: Dave Portnoy thinks you should be jailed for telling Jewish jokes

Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:25 pm to
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
66673 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:25 pm to
Bill Hader has a great Jewish joke. It's set in the 1970s when the movie "Blacula" was being released.

First guy: Did you hear they're making a movie about a black vampire?

Second guy: No, what's the vampire's name?

First guy: Blacula.

Second guy: Did you hear they're going to make a movie about a Jewish vampire?

First guy: No, what's the vampire's name?

Second guy: Levi Rabinowitz






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This post was edited on 6/4/25 at 7:38 pm
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
98111 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:28 pm to
Fricking A Protnoy is insane. Hes turning into Rapport
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:33 pm to
quote:

Dave Portnoy thinks you should be jailed for telling Jewish jokes


A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street. An 8 year old boy crosses the road. The Priest says to the Rabbi, "Let's go frick that kid". Rabbi says, frick him out of what?
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
9510 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:34 pm to
Portnoy is a huge cookie puss. Not sure why so many guys like him.
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
25690 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:35 pm to
quote:

The Jew version of free speech is pornography and trans propaganda in the hands of every child, while anyone who says anything of negative towards Jews is completely ruined or jailed.



Yuuuupppppp
This post was edited on 6/4/25 at 7:35 pm
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
12202 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:36 pm to
Dave is a low t pipsqueak cuck. He’s a loud mouth version of Ben Shapiro.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:37 pm to
I should've read the thread first.
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
104464 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:39 pm to
Im a Portnoy fan, but the funniest thing to me is that vain Dave cant get a nose job now bc he'd be ridiculed mercilessly. Hes stuck with his schnoz forever no matter how big it grows.

Should have just played it cool.
This post was edited on 6/4/25 at 7:42 pm
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
10002 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:41 pm to
frick this Portnoy guy. What makes his opinion worth a frick?
Posted by SirWinston
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Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:41 pm to
Hes great on 90% of the topics he discusses
Posted by HagaDaga
Member since Oct 2020
7865 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:56 pm to
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Dave Portnoy

I'll never stop thinking this penis head is Mark Zuckerbergs older bro.

Him and clay travis are probably my least favorite talking cocksuckers out there.
Posted by HagaDaga
Member since Oct 2020
7865 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:57 pm to
Also, I hope people jump off this loons ship for this crap.
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
12383 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:59 pm to
What is Portnoy’s appeal?
Posted by Buck_Rogers
Member since Jul 2013
2107 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 8:00 pm to
How was copper wire invented?
Posted by MizzouBS
Missouri
Member since Dec 2014
6884 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 8:02 pm to
I’m sure there were veterans like my grandpa that would not stand for anyone to say anything negative or joke about a Jew. He rarely spoke about WWII, but when he did it was because he was angry about something. He may have thought somebody needed a beat down for telling a Jew joke, but not jailed

He had PTSD from WWII and part of that was from what he saw at the Dora concentration camp.

He wouldn’t go to high school baseball games when we played against Dora High School.
This post was edited on 6/4/25 at 8:05 pm
Posted by Lieutenant Dan
Member since Jan 2009
8444 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 8:09 pm to
About a week ago Nick Fuentes eviscerated Portnose.



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Posted by tilthatday
New Orleans
Member since Mar 2009
1014 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 8:28 pm to
Criticizing Israel is not the same as antisemitism. And yet that’s where we are.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75157 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 8:31 pm to
Ari Shaffir says Dave can hold his Kippah and kiss his sin chicken.
Posted by SirWinston
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104464 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 8:32 pm to
His swagger and irreverence
Posted by Dex Morgan
Member since Nov 2022
3227 posts
Posted on 6/4/25 at 8:41 pm to
People wrongly assume that the Jews were gassed during the Holocaust. The tragic truth is that the vast majority were mercilessly drowned. The Nazis glued a penny to the floor of the communal swimming pool.
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