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Dave Portnoy thinks you should be jailed for telling Jewish jokes
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:05 pm
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:05 pm
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If tweet fails to load, click here. This 4 minute clip is a microcosm of the Jewish hypocrisy in America BTW.
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Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:07 pm to pevetohead
A rabbi, a priest, and Superman walk into a bar…
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:07 pm to pevetohead
This is why antisemitism protection needs to go bye bye.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:07 pm to pevetohead
On his deathbed, an old Jew says to his wife.....
“Oh, Sarah, when the shop burned down you were right beside me.”
The wife nodded dutifully, “I was, Moshe”
He labored a bit and then said, “When the Nazis drove us out of our beloved Deutschland you were beside me again.”
The wife tearfully said, “I was, Moshe”
“And now you're at my death bed, aren't you?”, added Moshe.
The wife replied, “I am, darling.”
The old Jew sighed, “I'm starting to think you're bad luck, Sarah.”
“Oh, Sarah, when the shop burned down you were right beside me.”
The wife nodded dutifully, “I was, Moshe”
He labored a bit and then said, “When the Nazis drove us out of our beloved Deutschland you were beside me again.”
The wife tearfully said, “I was, Moshe”
“And now you're at my death bed, aren't you?”, added Moshe.
The wife replied, “I am, darling.”
The old Jew sighed, “I'm starting to think you're bad luck, Sarah.”
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:08 pm to pevetohead
Why? Because he has a big Jew nose?
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:08 pm to pevetohead
That 3rd bro legit didn’t move his mouth that entire clip
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:08 pm to pevetohead
A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."
The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?
The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
The rabbi then asked him, "Have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith and made love to a woman."
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking about five minutes.
Finally, the rabbi leaned over and said, "Beats a fricking ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."
The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?
The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
The rabbi then asked him, "Have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith and made love to a woman."
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking about five minutes.
Finally, the rabbi leaned over and said, "Beats a fricking ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:09 pm to LuckyTiger
A priest and a rabbi walk down the street when they spot a 10 year old boy. The priest asks “wanna frick him?” The rabbi replies “out of what?”
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:10 pm to LuckyTiger
quote:
On his deathbed, an old Jew says to his wife.....
“Oh, Sarah, when the shop burned down you were right beside me.”
The wife nodded dutifully, “I was, Moshe”
He labored a bit and then said, “When the Nazis drove us out of our beloved Deutschland you were beside me again.”
The wife tearfully said, “I was, Moshe”
“And now you're at my death bed, aren't you?”, added Moshe.
The wife replied, “I am, darling.”
The old Jew sighed, “I'm starting to think you're bad luck, Sarah.”
I had forgotten this one. Great joke.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:10 pm to pevetohead
A Jewish mother at the beach is screaming "Help! My son the neurologist is drowning!!"
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:12 pm to pevetohead
An old Jew is in a hospital bed in his living room. He’s on his deathbed. His family surrounds him, and he starts to call out their names.
“My Rivki my wife are you here with me?”
“Yes my husband we all here”
“Sarah my youngest daughter are you here with me?”
“Yes Tatti we’re all here with you.”
“Moishele my youngest grandson are you with me?”
“Yes, Zeyde. We’re all here, we’re all with you.”
“THEN WHY IS THE LIGHT ON IN THE KITCHEN”
“My Rivki my wife are you here with me?”
“Yes my husband we all here”
“Sarah my youngest daughter are you here with me?”
“Yes Tatti we’re all here with you.”
“Moishele my youngest grandson are you with me?”
“Yes, Zeyde. We’re all here, we’re all with you.”
“THEN WHY IS THE LIGHT ON IN THE KITCHEN”
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:13 pm to pevetohead
Hey Dave! What’s the difference between a Jew and a pizza???
Pizzas don’t scream when you throw them in an oven!
Pizzas don’t scream when you throw them in an oven!
This post was edited on 6/4/25 at 7:14 pm
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:13 pm to pevetohead
Something something shekels
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:16 pm to momentoftruth87
'anti-semite' is the biggest hoax/ruse in human history
thats right cover up whatever kind of shidty behavior you were trying to get away with
calls for 'SIX MILLION' is as bad
thats right cover up whatever kind of shidty behavior you were trying to get away with
calls for 'SIX MILLION' is as bad
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:18 pm to pevetohead
And jews wonder why antisemitism is higher than its ever been post WW2. These idiots literally bring upon so much pain to themselves.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:19 pm to pevetohead
quote:WINNER!
A priest and a rabbi walk down the street when they spot a 10 year old boy. The priest asks “wanna frick him?” The rabbi replies “out of what?”
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:22 pm to pevetohead
The Jew version of free speech is pornography and trans propaganda in the hands of every child, while anyone who says anything of negative towards Jews is completely ruined or jailed.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:24 pm to pevetohead
One of my uncles is a Jew and he tells the best Jew jokes.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 7:24 pm to pevetohead
Mel Brooks is scared, I bet.
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