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re: Bill Clinton seen with defibrillator at Hamptons airport

Posted on 8/29/25 at 7:51 pm to
Posted by StansberryRules
Member since Aug 2024
4295 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 7:51 pm to
The rumor is he's had AIDS. He certainly looks the part.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
63080 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 7:52 pm to
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the ex-president’s fragile condition, given his long history of drugs and pedophilia.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19184 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 8:01 pm to
Clinton only needs Julie Hagerty to breathe life back into his aching body on a plane.

This post was edited on 8/29/25 at 8:02 pm
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
46242 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 9:50 pm to
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He’s younger than the sitting president.


The sitting president just held a public Cabinet meeting that lasted over 3 hours. It was incredible.

As usual, you're full of turkey giblets.
Posted by DMAN1968
Member since Apr 2019
12595 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 9:52 pm to
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He’s younger than the sitting president.

And the sitting president probably weighs less than you.

What's your point?
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
42488 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 10:02 pm to
Will a defib cure a case of the slims?
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
154602 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 10:22 pm to
He’s turned into a gay “cowboy”?
Posted by Boomdaddy65201
BoCoMo
Member since Mar 2020
4124 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 12:21 am to
I just want him to out alive the Hag. An 80 y.o. ex president with zero fricks to give at her internment would be Gold…

Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
2187 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 1:14 am to
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Being old as hell and banging young tight poon has its consequences

Which is worse for an old timer, the young part or the tight part? Asking for a friend.
This post was edited on 8/30/25 at 1:16 am
Posted by Tr33fiddy
Hog Jaw, Arkansas (it exists)
Member since Aug 2023
1951 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 2:20 am to
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He’s younger than the sitting president.



Yeah..by about two freaking months. What a stupid take. Someone half their age can have more health problems.

Bill Clinton (born August 19, 1946)
Donald Trump (born June 14, 1946)
Joe Biden (born November 20, 1942
Bernard Sanders (born September 8, 1941)
Nancy Pelosi (born March 26, 1940)


Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27751 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 4:34 am to
Ya'll are stupid, that's his penis pump.

He's not done yet
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
35892 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 6:20 am to
Makes sense for a guy that has had quadruple bypass and stents put in. If you can afford a defib, you should bring it with you whenever you can when you are traveling.

Hopefully his "friends" know how to use it after a rigorous playtime. I'm thinking Hillary may forget , though
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
29298 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 7:03 am to
He shocks his victims with that.
Posted by chity
Chicago, Il
Member since Dec 2008
6689 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 7:07 am to
That is not for his heart.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
37104 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 7:11 am to
With all the money they have stolen, why would he not have an implantable defibrillator?
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
14235 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 7:16 am to
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He’s younger than the sitting president.


By a whopping two months.

Too bad Clinton doesn't wear it as well.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
127958 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 7:18 am to
He was in office 25 years ago. It would be wild he wasn’t in bad shape let alone the way he lived
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
3950 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 7:30 am to
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Being old as hell and banging young tight poon has its consequences

Now, which president are you referring to?
Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
9514 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 11:56 am to
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He’s younger than the sitting president


That doesn’t mean he’s in better health. He’s in his 70s and has already had heart issues for years, you fricking dunce.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 8/30/25 at 11:57 am to
Hopefully it’s for himself and not trying to revive a hooker.
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