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re: Biden is getting a $10M advance for his memoirs

Posted on 7/26/25 at 4:11 pm to
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
19679 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 4:11 pm to
Chapter One “Corn Pop was a Bad Dude”
Posted by FriedEggBowL
MS
Member since Nov 2021
1456 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 4:11 pm to
This is a payoff for all the favors done for queers and trannies during the Biden admin
Posted by texas tortilla
houston
Member since Dec 2015
4069 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 4:13 pm to
Chapter two. Driving that 18 wheeler.
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
7340 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 4:32 pm to
Summary of Biden's life:

His dad was a used car salesman. He inherited some of those traits and had zero ethics.

The end.
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
4995 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 4:47 pm to
There is no question that the root of all evil is the love of money.
Posted by omegaman66
greenwell springs
Member since Oct 2007
26339 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 4:49 pm to
I thought they passed a law were criminals couldn't make money off of books and stuff!
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
12970 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

That wasn't even Biden in office


Who was it then?
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
48192 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 4:57 pm to
Who writes it for him when he can’t remember what he had for breakfast?
Posted by LSU82BILL
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Member since Sep 2006
10858 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 5:17 pm to
quote:

Presidential memoirs and speaking fees are usually bribe payments that were promised when they DID have influence.


Funny how 9 of the top 10 most expensive book deals were paid to non-Presidents including Pope Paul II, Britney Spears and Keith Richards. Explain to me why book publishers need to buy political influence.
Posted by rltiger
Metairie
Member since Oct 2004
1972 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 5:24 pm to
quote:

Former President Joe Biden has sold his presidential memoir to the Hachette Book Group for an advance in the range of $10 million


I'd be willing to bet he get nowhere close to that number.


Kinda like and NFL player signing a 500 million dollar contract, all back ended, contain clauses with incentives that are impossible to achieve, small up front amount.

This is a face-saving move. He will never get it written.
Posted by Stumpknocker
SWLA
Member since Mar 2021
790 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 5:30 pm to
Hunter will blow thru that in no time!
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
52529 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 5:48 pm to
quote:

Funny how 9 of the top 10 most expensive book deals were paid to non-Presidents including Pope Paul II, Britney Spears and Keith Richards. Explain to me why book publishers need to buy political influence.

I’m not alleging that all, or even most, big book advances are bribes. I’m alleging that a lot of political books are published by lackeys and are bought by lackeys for reasons other than why people normally buy books. Often the memoirs of politicians are bought in bulk by CEOs of companies who then hand them out to employees, distribute them to the homeless, or deposit them in dumpsters. Those are bribes.
This post was edited on 7/26/25 at 5:49 pm
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
2825 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 6:18 pm to
How's that going to work? He either can't remember anything or wasn't involved in the decision making.
Posted by OccamsStubble
Member since Aug 2019
9065 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 6:21 pm to
quote:

Biden is getting a $10M advance for his memoirs


$5M per memoir. Not bad IMO
Posted by TroyTider
Florida Panhandle
Member since Oct 2009
4002 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 6:25 pm to
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Hunter will blow thru that in no time!
.

Blow thru?

Have an upvote.
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
66804 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 6:25 pm to
It will be the best comedy of the year
Posted by WonderWartHawg
Member since Dec 2010
10754 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 6:25 pm to
Who's going to ghost write it for him? As far as I was able to tell during his 4 years as 'president', their was nothing 'memoir-able'.
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
66804 posts
Posted on 7/26/25 at 6:26 pm to
Biden sure doesn’t remember anything but the make believe stories will be so insane you’ll roll on the floor laughing.
Posted by Westbank111
Armpit of America
Member since Sep 2013
4592 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 12:58 am to
Chapter 1 - Sniffing & Inappropriate Groping of Underage Girls

Chapter 2 - Shitting Myself & Falling Asleep on National TV

Chapter 3 - Covering Up My Families Crimes Against My Country & My Son Biden’s Cocaine in the Oval Office


** that’s just a sneak peak!
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194947 posts
Posted on 7/27/25 at 12:59 am to
Dude is a major plagiarist
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